Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf

whore shit 

absurd or ridiculous. Horseshit.

That's whore shit and you know it.

whore shit by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

snack holes 

pockets

I reached into my snack holes and pulled out a candy bar.

snack holes by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

Bitcoin 

Imaginary and non-existent pseudo-currency that is worthless on its own until you can convince some douche bag to buy it from you and trade it for actual currency or goods. Can be defeated by an electrical outage, hard drive failure, or just a low volume of other people trading their Bitcoins at the same time.

Randy said, "I went to buy coffee with my Bitcoins the other day and it took three hours for the transaction to be approved. I was late for work because of that and the coffee was fucking cold."
Adam replied, "I kept my Bitcoins on my phone. I bought them at $18,000 a piece thinking I could make real money with it but the price keeps tanking and going all over the place.... then someone stole my fucking phone."
Jake laughed, "hahaha, can I loan you a few dollars?"

Bitcoin by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

boner pong 

A game played where two men each defend a goal and hit a ping pong ball with their erect penises at the other players goal. To score a player must get the ping pong ball in the other players goals. Hands are not allowed, the only part of a player's body that is allowed to touch the ping pong ball is the erect penis. The player with the highest score after erect penises shrink wins.

Chaz and Brock got really drunk at the frat party and decided to play boner pong.

boner pong by Nutzen YerMouf March 6, 2018

Dallas dustblow

A blowjob from a meth addict prostitute.

Ronnie just wanted to get his dick sucked. So he gave some tweaker whore $5 and a cigarette for a Dallas dustblow.

Dallas dustblow by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

anal stickling 

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.

"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."

anal stickling by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018

punani pirate 

A one eyed one legged prostitute

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.

punani pirate by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018