Consists of a group of 3 or more people performing in a show for an audience, where one of the people serves as the ringmaster and the others the clowns or entertainers. The ringmaster must be suffering from diarrhea, often achieved through the use of a laxative. During the show the ringmaster will attempt to defecate on the faces of the other clowns, resulting in a hazy spray of diarrhea. Many of the clowns perform tricks, such as a trampoline or trapeze, while trying to avoid the fecal matter spray.
This was Rebecca's first time watching a squirty-circus. She had fun, and even got hit by some of the ringmasters fecal matter.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017
Get the squirty-circus mug.When one consumes too many chicken wings and develops a case of explosive diarrhea. This often requires a change of pants and underwear as the afflicted cannot make it to the bathroom quick enough.
Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017
Get the Buffalo Chocolate mug.Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.
We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.
Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.
My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.
My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
Get the Microsoft Excel mug.It's the people.
Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.
These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.
The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.
Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.
These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.
The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.
Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 06, 2018
Get the The real problem with America mug.Billy was tickling Tommy and tickanaled him. Billy kind of laughed, but Tommy felt violated. The rest of us are wondering why they were tickling each other naked.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 08, 2017
Get the tickanaled mug.Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 09, 2018
Get the Alabama pork pie mug.A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017
Get the junior-trumphair mug.