A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 09, 2018
The guy in the porno movie bent over causing the three guys to bust out laughing.
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
This involves two people sitting on the breasts of a third person, typically a woman or large obese man. One person will sit on one breast, the other will sit on the other breast. They will then rock back and forth until one of them falls off.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 08, 2017
When one consumes too many chicken wings and develops a case of explosive diarrhea. This often requires a change of pants and underwear as the afflicted cannot make it to the bathroom quick enough.
Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 09, 2017
Past tense: filiflustered
Verb: filiflustering
1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation
2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress
Verb: filiflustering
1. When members of congress get annoyed by the opposing side for filibustering their legislation
2. Annoyance when someone blocks you from progress
1. The Republicans were getting filiflustered at the Democrats for blocking their health care legislation
2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.
2. Jake cock-blocked Edward, filiflustering Edward in the process.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017
"I was raw dogging becky yesterday"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"
Jason replied, "You fill her full of trout cream"
"Fuck yeah I did!"
Jason answered, "You know she stopped taking her birth control, right?"
"FUCK! Are you kidding?"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018