hungry shits

When you are overstuffed and overfull from a big meal, then take such an epic shit that you feel 10 pounds lighter and hungry.
Rebecca ate three servings of her favorite dinner and felt she had overeaten, but it was so good it was worth it. Her stomach was bursting with fullness. She had to poop too. She made her way slowly to the bathroom and sat down, and the shit just came and came. It felt like a five foot long turd. It wrapped so many times around the toilet bowl that the end of it was laying on the seat. When she was finally down, she felt good. She felt like she lost some weight. She was also craving more of that dinner. Rebecca had a case of the hungry shits.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 09, 2018
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fireshits

The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.
Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 07, 2018
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stupid dic

A person who creates an Urban Dictionary word for their friend, enemy, girlfriend, boyfriend, or themselves.

Samples:
"*name* is the best person in the world"
"*name* is the cutest boy ever"
"*name* is a faggot asshole"
"*name* is an ultra-cool dude"
"*name* is the most loyal and prettiest girl"
That stupid dic thought he could get in that girl's pants by creating an Urban Dictionary reference for her name. Now the rest of us have to deal with stupid ass definitions in Urban Dictionary. It is time for an Urban dic cleaning.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
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trailer park pretty

A woman that is only attractive within the context of a trailer park.
She's not ugly, she would be beautiful in a trailer park and that is just about it.

Vanessa could have any man in the trailer park (and just about has), she is trailer park pretty.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 08, 2018
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analitch

An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.
" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018
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shornout

The act of cutting up worn out items for reuse. A form of recycling, it involves modifying items and sometimes combining multiple items together to form a new item.
I had three pairs of shoes that were old and worn out. I modified them to create an awesome shornout purse.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017
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bloody beef

Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
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