Definitions by Nutzen YerMouf
Shithole Nations
Immigrants from shithole nations are bringing guns, drugs, they are sending rapists, and some people from shithole nations I assume are good people
Shithole Nations by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018
republikkklan
The political wing of the Klu Klux Klan. They pride themselves on creating laws that hurt women, calling neo-nazi's and white supremacists "Good People", secretly wearing bed sheets out at night, and pointing to the one black person they could convince to join them and saying, "See, we're not racist"
republikkklan by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018
practice wood
The male in the relationship when a female "virgin" has sexual intercourse with a male but the female does not count it against her virginity.
A girl who had practice wood often wears a purity ring. This is used to make others believe she is still a virgin, and help her to believe it herself.
Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."
When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."
When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
practice wood by Nutzen YerMouf July 14, 2017
Lornge
Mythology that people believe is true, but with a twist of their own personal biases. Similar to religion, but religion is organized. This would be less organized beliefs that have no basis in fact, and include a belief in ghosts or the supernatural, bigfoot, ancient aliens, that vaccines cause autism, the Earth is flat, the Earth is 5,000 years old, or Jesus came to America.
Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).
Many adherents of these beliefs claim to trust science, but cherry-pick what they call science. They often refer to others as "sheeple" and insist that others need to "wake-up" because they did their "research" ("research" is code for googling until you found something that matches your beliefs).
Jill's child got autism, but she did not vaccinate because she believed in anti-vax lornge. She was not sure what to blame, so she did her "research" and on the third page, found an article by natural douchebag news blaming GMO's. "It must be the chemicals, she thought"
Lornge by Nutzen YerMouf July 8, 2017
skipper flipper
When a woman is bathing or swimming naked and her labia ebbs and flows with the current of the water. Usually occurs in a woman with an above average size labia.
Beth and Tommy decided to go skinny dipping at the lake. They stripped down and entered the cool morning water, wading out until it was up to their waists. From nearby, they heard an old man laughing. They turned and looked real quick and noticed a man on the shore fishing. He said to them, "Holy shit girl, you have some mighty long vagina lips. You got a skipper flipper going on there." Beth screamed, Tommy laughed with man.
skipper flipper by Nutzen YerMouf June 16, 2017
Melana
Noun: Dark, sticky, bloody feces. A medical term describing dark tarry stools containing decomposing blood that can be an indication of bleeding in the digestive tract or esophagus
Proper Noun: A girls name, originating from Greece
Proper Noun: A girls name, originating from Greece
Melena went to her doctors to drop off her stool sample. Upon seeing the sample, the doctor said, "Melena!"
Melena said, "What?"
The doctored answered, "No, your stool is Melana. See how dark and bloody it is. I think you have a problem and it is more than your unfortunate name."
Melena said, "What?"
The doctored answered, "No, your stool is Melana. See how dark and bloody it is. I think you have a problem and it is more than your unfortunate name."
Melana by Nutzen YerMouf June 13, 2017
skantacular
adjective - A sleazy or unpleasant person that is beautiful to look at. Typically they are very promiscuous and have sexually transmitted diseases.
noun - An event with striking special effects or flair, that appeals to white working class people from the rural south, or others who share rural southern values.
noun - An event with striking special effects or flair, that appeals to white working class people from the rural south, or others who share rural southern values.
The site of the skantacular stripper gave Phillip both an erection and a stomach ache. She was so gross, but yet so beautiful. He wasn't sure whether to vomit or masturbate.
"This mudbogging is skantacular," Cletus announced loudly, as the fireworks show began.
"This mudbogging is skantacular," Cletus announced loudly, as the fireworks show began.
skantacular by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017