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A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018
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A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
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They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
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Brock won at rock,paper,scissors and had to go around the room to give everyone high-fives to celebrate his success. Brock is a brofiver.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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The man with the sign turned just as Joe's fist connected with his face. The man dropped his "Make America Great Again" sign face up. Joe saw it and said, "Oh damn, I thought you were one of those hippy protesters."
The man was twice the size of Joe, and now he was pissed. Much like Joe, he was also a reactionary. Joe got his ass kicked.
The man with the sign turned just as Joe's fist connected with his face. The man dropped his "Make America Great Again" sign face up. Joe saw it and said, "Oh damn, I thought you were one of those hippy protesters."
The man was twice the size of Joe, and now he was pissed. Much like Joe, he was also a reactionary. Joe got his ass kicked.
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