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curry balls

The testicles of an Indian man.
Ramkesh draped his curry balls over Deepali's face, giving her what Americans call a tea bag. He moaned with pleasure as she sucked on his testicles.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 7, 2018
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pseudification

Past tense: pseudified
Verb: pseudifying

The act of creating or generating news that is easily proven false, but either advances your agenda or makes you money.

Creating fictional stories and claiming they are true, passing them off as news. All other news is declared "Fake".
Donald didn't like the news about Russian collusion, so his friends at a large news organization tried to help him out by creating pseudified stories. This process is called pseudification.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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anal stickling

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.
"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018
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vampire vag

A tight vagina that forms a vacuum seal around the penis, that when the penis is extracted it pulls it back in.
"I was banging Kelly the other day, that bitch is so tight she has a vampire vag!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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politipornography

ABBRV: politiporn

The hype or consuming of information related to the act of a famous or well known person getting caught engaging secretly in acts they publicly denounce.

Typically applies to politicians, but also frequently occurs with well known pastors or ministers who frequently inject their political thoughts publicly.
Patrick was a pastor at a large megachurch. He was frequently on television denouncing homosexuality. When Patrick was caught paying for sex with a male prostitute, the entire event turned into politipornography.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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bean water squirts

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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snack holes

I reached into my snack holes and pulled out a candy bar.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018
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