Parrot's beak

An unusually large clitoris.

He stared in amazement at her. She was was more than ready for him. He could tell by the enormous clit thrusting out of her opening. It looked just like a parrot's beak.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel June 06, 2011

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

[creamhole]

A hot and prepared-for-pounding vagina.

All I wanted to do was empty my swollen nads into her hot creamhole.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel December 24, 2008

[Hole punch]

The male sex organ, moreover, a very large male sex organ.

He nailed her repeatedly with his enormous hole punch.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel May 23, 2007

arselet

A very small but naughty, potentially evil child. Not yet big enough to be called an arsehole (asshole) but well on the road to perfecting this dubious talent.

The child just could and would not behave; he was a little arselet.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 17, 2007

arse paste

The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.

The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel December 24, 2008

chunderpants

Underpants or panties which are never washed and worn until bodyrot sets in and removes them from all existence.

She peeled off her ragged dress and I reeled at the sight of her filthy chunderpants; monkeys keep their cages cleaner.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 17, 2007