Definitions by Notdevinnunes

Stormy Daniels 

A brilliant female entrepreneur. Trump used to enjoy her company, but he now has Sean Hannity.

Tom: Is that Stormy Daniels?
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.

Stormy Daniels by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Fake News 

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.

I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!

Fake News by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Putin

America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.

Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.

Putin by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Ukrainian peek-a-boo 

Classic scam mastered by Frank Gallagher from Shameless. Involves jumping out in front of a moving car as your partner distracts them, then shaking them down for cash. Also the slang term for the surprise Trump got when several respected diplomats jumped out and testified against him regarding his extortion campaign in Ukraine.

Definition 1:

Frank: Bro, I'm short on cash. Let's do a Ukrainian peek-a-boo!
Frank's creepy friend: Nah, man, people don't carry cash anymore; it's not worth it.

Definition 2:

Rob: Dude, did you see what happened with Trump!?
Tom: Yeah man, he got a serious Ukrainian peek-a-boo!

Ukrainian peek-a-boo by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019