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Definitions by Not-gonna-tellya

afro bush 

Lush, unruly, kinky pubic hair.
That afro bush had such thick underbrush and was so overgrown that I lost my wallet and car keys in it.
afro bush by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

afro bush 

Thick, kinky pubic hair.
That afro bush was so gnarly that I was up to my elbows before I got to first base.
afro bush by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

ba da ba ba ba 

Chant voiced by sheep as they are shorn.
"Ba da ba ba ba...There goes my wool. Ba da ba ba ba...Yes, sir, three bags full."
Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.
When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.
Cabbage by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da cheese 

What a baby says when learning how to ask for a piece of mozzerella.
"...da cheese! ...da cheese! I...wa..daaa...cheese!"
da cheese by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

da man dem

Insisting on someone doing something for you.
As your mother would say, "I demandem that you pick up your dirty shorts off the floor!"
da man dem by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Ear fuck 

Talking trash over the phone because your squeeze is somewhere else having sex.
"Hey, ear fuck me baby. Let's breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone."
Ear fuck by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005