da cunt

Verbal shorthand for "The Count", as in "The Count of Monte Cristo."

Hey man, the teacher made us read "Da Cunt" and write an essay about it.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

faaip de oaid

What a person yells out when smashing a finger with a hammer.

"Faaip de oaid! Dammit, anyhow!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

mac and cheese afro

Unruly blonde pubic hair.

I buried my face in that mac and cheese afro and all I could taste was fish.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

Peekaboo Patch

The area on a girl's lower back that is exposed between the top of her hip- hugger pants and the bottom of a skimpy T-shirt, often exposing a tattoo above the crack.

Check out the peekaboo patch on THAT one!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

lawn mullet

The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.

Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005

Cabbage

Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.

When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005