Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Not-gonna-tellya

afro bush

Lush, unruly, kinky pubic hair.

That afro bush had such thick underbrush and was so overgrown that I lost my wallet and car keys in it.

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That afro bush was so gnarly that I was up to my elbows before I got to first base.

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Chant voiced by sheep as they are shorn.

"Ba da ba ba ba...There goes my wool. Ba da ba ba ba...Yes, sir, three bags full."

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Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.

When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.

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What a baby says when learning how to ask for a piece of mozzerella.

"...da cheese! ...da cheese! I...wa..daaa...cheese!"

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As your mother would say, "I demandem that you pick up your dirty shorts off the floor!"

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Talking trash over the phone because your squeeze is somewhere else having sex.

"Hey, ear fuck me baby. Let's breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone."

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