Not-gonna-tellya's definitions

da cunt

Verbal shorthand for "The Count", as in "The Count of Monte Cristo."

Hey man, the teacher made us read "Da Cunt" and write an essay about it.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

afro bush

Thick, kinky pubic hair.

That afro bush was so gnarly that I was up to my elbows before I got to first base.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Xaverious

Rare skin disease found in third-world countries,caused by eating unwashed sand. Symptoms are blurred vision, heart palpitations, and rectal itching.

"Dr. Watson, I presume you know that this is one nasty case of Xaverious!"

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005