Not-gonna-tellya's definitions

Jelly Belly

Patch of skin that exposes the belly button - between the top of a girl's hip-hugger pants and a skimpy T-shirt.

Some people should'nt expose their JellyBelly - she's way too fat!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Waflicate

Figuring out how many types of waffle and fruit or ice cream combinations you can order at I-Hop.

I waflicated that I could have 2,000 combinations of waffles and fruit, 3,700 combinations of waffles and various flavors of ice cream, and 111,514 combinations of waffles with both fruit AND ice cream.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Skin Show

The area on a gal between a skimpy T-shirt and the top of a pair of hip-hugger pants.

That's quite a skin show she's putting on.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 1, 2005

Amayzin'

Any occurance that has an amazing outcome.

It's amazin' that my Granny rolled her 2-ton pickup on the Interstate and emerged with her bottle of Jack Daniels intact!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

gabillion

The amount of frivolous government spending of my hard-earned tax dollars.

Congress passed a gabillion dollar budget for 2005.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

lawn mullet

The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.

Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005