38 definition by Not-gonna-tellya

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.
Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 21, 2005

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The area on a gal between a skimpy T-shirt and the top of a pair of hip-hugger pants.
That's quite a skin show she's putting on.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 01, 2005

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Thick, kinky pubic hair.
That afro bush was so gnarly that I was up to my elbows before I got to first base.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

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The skin that shows between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and the top of her low-rider pants.
It seems that most of the teenaged girls today say "like" and wear banana teasers.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 04, 2005

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Any occurance that has an amazing outcome.
It's amazin' that my Granny rolled her 2-ton pickup on the Interstate and emerged with her bottle of Jack Daniels intact!
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

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Talking incoherently while masticating an apple.
"I was, ummm, mm dlf cnsdnds,.,dms,ds, and then I, ummm, fllieoijln dmsuf, and akddfs, mmm."

"Take that apple out of your mouth! All I can hear is you yaapling!"
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

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A salad made from shredded cabbage and Jicama.
Mother served Jabbage along with our knackwurst and sauerkraut.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

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