Definitions by Not-gonna-tellya

banana teaser 

The skin showing between a gal's skimpy t-shirt and low-rise jeans or pants showing the belly button, and oftenin the back, it is often accompanied by a tattoo just above the butt-crack. Banana refers to the male genitalia (see banana hammock).

Her banana teaser is spectacular.

However, if a person is overweight, the banana teaser might be unsightly with bulges in all the wrong places.

banana teaser by Not-gonna-tellya May 4, 2005

Skin Show 

The area on a gal between a skimpy T-shirt and the top of a pair of hip-hugger pants.

That's quite a skin show she's putting on.

Skin Show by Not-gonna-tellya May 1, 2005

middlesexy 

The skin circumference about the waist of a young lady wearing a skimpy T-shirt and a pair of hip-hugger pants.

She's exposing her middlesexy in that outfit.

middlesexy by Not-gonna-tellya April 24, 2005

Afro-Saxon

White guy acting and speaking like an Afro-American.

Let's go see that Afro-Saxon Eminem perform tonight.

Afro-Saxon by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Amayzin'

Any occurance that has an amazing outcome.

It's amazin' that my Granny rolled her 2-ton pickup on the Interstate and emerged with her bottle of Jack Daniels intact!

Amayzin' by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

all anal gang bang 

Appropriate punishment for child molesters, baby-killers,and pedofiles. These scum are placed in the exercise yard of any hard-core penal institution and the guards are paid to look the other way for a few hours.

(Name of any child-molesting scum) should receive the ultimate all anal gang bang in addition to his life sentence.

all anal gang bang by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

Academic Decathlon by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005