Not-gonna-tellya's definitions

pachuco

Spanglish for the word you say when sneezing.

Wait, man! I gotta sneeze. Ah..ah..ah..pa...CHU..co!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Waflicate

Figuring out how many types of waffle and fruit or ice cream combinations you can order at I-Hop.

I waflicated that I could have 2,000 combinations of waffles and fruit, 3,700 combinations of waffles and various flavors of ice cream, and 111,514 combinations of waffles with both fruit AND ice cream.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Academic Decathlon

Intellectual challenge whereby contestants:
1. Swim the English Channel while spelling all the words in the Oxford dictionary that start with the letter "E"
2. Rid a bicycle while reciting Ophelia's role from "Hamlet"
3. Run six miles wearing a graduation cap with tassel while singing old college drinking songs.
Winner gets to become a member of the Supreme Court.

I wonder if the Academic Decathalon will provide us with a conservative or a liberal?

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Jelly Belly

Patch of skin that exposes the belly button - between the top of a girl's hip-hugger pants and a skimpy T-shirt.

Some people should'nt expose their JellyBelly - she's way too fat!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Cabbage

Luggage that you store in the trunk of a taxi.

When the taxi-driver unloaded me at the all-night combination tattoo parlor and shooting range, he also forgot to unload my cabbage from the trunk.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Peekaboo Patch

The area on a girl's lower back that is exposed between the top of her hip- hugger pants and the bottom of a skimpy T-shirt, often exposing a tattoo above the crack.

Check out the peekaboo patch on THAT one!

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Jabbage

A salad made from shredded cabbage and Jicama.

Mother served Jabbage along with our knackwurst and sauerkraut.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005