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sqrt

When in individual becomes so sexually aroused by a mathematical equation that they ejaculate in a parabolic arc.

Calculator: y = sqrt(x)
Weeb: AAAAAAAAEEEEEUUUUUUGGGHH

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Spanglish

An incomprehensible and inane dialect formed by muddling a butchered version of the English language with some form of Spanish; usually the regional variant of Spanish spoken in Mexico.

Juan: Yo ese, my woman is muy fine like un burro, ¿comprende?
Tom: Stop speaking Spanglish and get off my lawn you fucking beaner!

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Lithosexual

An individual who sexually identifies as wanting to have sex with the Star Wars character Litho Calrissian.

Weeb: Damn, Litho Calrissian from The Empire Strikes Back is so hot, I want to suck his dick.
Tom: His name is LANDO CALRISSIAN not LITHO you fucking lithosexual idiot!

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