Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!
by Not a legend 27 January 06, 2020
by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019
Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. There’s a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyone’s time.
Middletown High School is the most ghetto place I’ve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!
by Not a legend 27 December 03, 2019
CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!
by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020
Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!
by Not a legend 27 December 18, 2019
Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 25, 2019
A very stupid and cringy event where all of the sports teams are represented in a high school. All of the band geeks play loud ass instruments, and cheerleaders scream so loud, you can’t even hear the person two seats away. It’s very pointless and 80% of the kids are on their phones. Even the seniors leave before it starts.
William: Hey Ryan there’s a pep rally at 1. You want to leave? We can go out for lunch.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
by Not a legend 27 December 03, 2019