Not a legend 27's definitions

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme

The word that defines America, according to President Joe Biden. It’s the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of America.

America’s a nation that can be defined in a single word. Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme. -President Joe Biden

by Not a legend 27 July 6, 2022

Build-A-Bitch Workshop

Where men can go build their own slut.

Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019

The Donut Toss Game

The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.

Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?

Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020

Popcorn trick

When a couple are dating at the movies, and the man buys an extra large popcorn, with optional extra butter. At some point during the film, the guy cuts open a hole through the bottom, and sticks his erect penis in. While the lady gets some popcorn, she will be left with a sweet surprise.

Yo did you see the guy doing the popcorn trick in the back of the theater?

by Not a legend 27 November 21, 2019

5 AM

Worst time ever. This is the time that I have to get up and get ready for school since it starts so early.

GOD I HATE 5 AM! I’D RATHER DO ANYTHING THAN GET UP AT 5 AM TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!

by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019