Middletown High School

Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. There’s a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyone’s time.

Middletown High School is the most ghetto place I’ve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!

by Not a legend 27 December 03, 2019

Popcorn trick

When a couple are dating at the movies, and the man buys an extra large popcorn, with optional extra butter. At some point during the film, the guy cuts open a hole through the bottom, and sticks his erect penis in. While the lady gets some popcorn, she will be left with a sweet surprise.

Yo did you see the guy doing the popcorn trick in the back of the theater?

by Not a legend 27 November 21, 2019

School

Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.

Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!

by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

Class of 2020

The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.

William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.

Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!

CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON CAPS!!!

by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020

39

Screw 69, have you heard of 39? This number resembles anal sex.

You know how I lost my virginity last night? I did 39 with my girlfriend, and now she’s my wife!

by Not a legend 27 November 14, 2019