Not a legend 27's definitions

5 AM

Worst time ever. This is the time that I have to get up and get ready for school since it starts so early.

GOD I HATE 5 AM! I’D RATHER DO ANYTHING THAN GET UP AT 5 AM TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!

by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019

3 AM

The time to eat a Krabby Patty.
Also the time to chill and watch tv.

Patrick: Oh boy 3 AM!

by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019

COVID-76

A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.

Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*

by Not a legend 27 April 25, 2020

Popcorn trick

When a couple are dating at the movies, and the man buys an extra large popcorn, with optional extra butter. At some point during the film, the guy cuts open a hole through the bottom, and sticks his erect penis in. While the lady gets some popcorn, she will be left with a sweet surprise.

Yo did you see the guy doing the popcorn trick in the back of the theater?

by Not a legend 27 November 21, 2019

Class of 2020

The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.

William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.

Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

no

The word that ruins people’s lives.

Person 1: Hey can you help me on my homework?
Person 2: No

Person 1: Hey can I buy this?
Person 2: No

Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: No.

by Not a legend 27 August 4, 2019

School

Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.

Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!

by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019