Not a legend 27's definitions

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

Build-A-Bitch Workshop

Where men can go build their own slut.

Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019

Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme

The word that defines America, according to President Joe Biden. It’s the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of America.

America’s a nation that can be defined in a single word. Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme. -President Joe Biden

by Not a legend 27 July 6, 2022

Seattle Semenhawks

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

Class of 2020

The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.

William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.

Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.

by Not a legend 27 April 13, 2020

no

The word that ruins people’s lives.

Person 1: Hey can you help me on my homework?
Person 2: No

Person 1: Hey can I buy this?
Person 2: No

Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: No.

by Not a legend 27 August 4, 2019