Not Zane's definitions

pop music group

Music that has no quality, basically.

I was going down the street, without a care on my mind. All up in my own design... Again this song I just made up, will hit the top of the charts in 3 days. You'll see.

by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Fight club

One of the most ate up movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It was a great movie, however.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

by Not Zane September 10, 2004

Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Ebay

A place where one gets ripped off.

"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"

by Not Zane September 17, 2004

Your move

Whenever you deliver a witty remark to someone, and completely burn them, you say "Your move, sir/ma'am"

Some dude: Your mama is so stupid, when she threw a rock at the ground, she missed! Your move, dude.

Some OTHER dude: CHECKMATE sir!

by Not Zane August 3, 2004

nemesis

A genetically enhanced zombie due to a heavy dose of exposure from the G-virus.

Nemesis is known to hunt S.T.A.R.S. members because it is rumored that he was one before he turned mutant.

Nemesis was last seen on resident evil 3: and will be making an appearance on the new resident evil movie: Resident Evil, Apocalypse

Man, if you ever see Nemesis in real life, you better get out your magnum and be ready to plug 13 rounds in his chest, because, baby, he isnt going to stop.

by Not Zane July 30, 2004

hurt

An awesome song first played by nine inch nails, then remixed by Johnny Cash. This song makes me bawl nonstop each time I hear it. A truly depressing, yet beautiful song.

I will find a way...

by Not Zane September 12, 2004