Not Zane's definitions

Ebay

A place where one gets ripped off.

"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"

by Not Zane September 17, 2004

Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Lishp

The way a person says "Lisp" if he has his retainer in.

Hosh: Thatsh chicksh wash pretty hotsh dudesh!!!1111

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

Elmo

See: Elmo Music

The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.

Elmo is a member of the NRA.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

AIM

A device people use to put up an away message 24/7, thus ruining the prospect of having a freaking instant messenger in the first place.

AOL is NOT the best messenger service out there, I only use it because all of my friends are AOL handicapped.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

hurt

An awesome song first played by nine inch nails, then remixed by Johnny Cash. This song makes me bawl nonstop each time I hear it. A truly depressing, yet beautiful song.

I will find a way...

by Not Zane September 12, 2004

teletubbies

Absolute communist propaganda. I cant believe this show is still on the air.

Okay, look at it this way. There is 4 colors of teletubbies Yellow, Red, Purple and Green, all 4 of these symbolizes the 4 tenants of communism.

The sun (which has a babies face) is the "big brother" or communist leader that watches over their every actions, the teletubbies just playfully go along their merry way, not noticing the suns evil intent.

This show is brainwashing kids everywhere. We must stand together!

by Not Zane October 16, 2004