Not Zane's definitions

math class

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!

Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.

by Not Zane September 15, 2004

penguins taste like babies

Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.

Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"

by Not Zane August 14, 2004

Whitesville

An actual town about 20 miles away from where I live, the town is small and should be considered a village. The town is in Kentucky, and the town is aptly named because I only seen about 2 black people there each time I visited (About 10 times)

I still cant actually believe Whitesville is an actual town.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004

Thursday

One of my favorite bands. Their songs are pure quality, not your "Run of the mill" groups such as Nickelback.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Hey kids, did you know that Thursday happens to be one of my favorite bands?

Some random kid: Yeah, you told me a thousand times.

by Not Zane August 10, 2004

rebel

Something that Toby Keith definately is not, despite popular belief.

Yes, if by rebel you mean sellout then yes, Toby Keith is definately a rebel.

by Not Zane September 5, 2004

Romantic comedy

Something that lures the potential movie goer into great riches and beauty, and then transforms into a horrible creature and kills them. Instantly. This is a siren that must be avoided.

Hey dude, I think this movie sucks---- OH MY DANG, I THINK THE MOVIE IS TURNING INTO A ---- NOOOOOOO.

by Not Zane September 28, 2004

Lishp

The way a person says "Lisp" if he has his retainer in.

Hosh: Thatsh chicksh wash pretty hotsh dudesh!!!1111

by Not Zane July 22, 2004