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Schwarzenegger

Funny actor, funny governor. In the process of rescuing California (Pronounced CAHL E FOUR KNEE UHHH) from random terroists that threaten to blow up California with a bunch of explosives.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is also proficiant in firing an M-60 with one arm with perfect accuracy. He has also mastered holding and firing two assault rifles at the same time, WHILE dislodging a 8 foot pipe from a wall amd chucking it as if was a spear and impaling the one who was unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the aforementioned pipe. Another noteworth mention, is that he can wipe out an entire army without even as much as a single scratch, as seen in the movie commando
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
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Book

In the twilight zone, an episode which showed the dissappereance of humankind, there was one guy left in the world, a bookish type of person that read all the books that he possibly could.
In the end of the episode, he finds out he had all the time in the world to read every single book in human history, the problem was, that he broke his glasses, and could not read any book. he screamed "I had all the time in the world!"

Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.


Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.
by Not Zane August 3, 2004
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Thursday

One of my favorite bands. Their songs are pure quality, not your "Run of the mill" groups such as Nickelback.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Hey kids, did you know that Thursday happens to be one of my favorite bands?

Some random kid: Yeah, you told me a thousand times.
by Not Zane August 10, 2004
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Whitesville

An actual town about 20 miles away from where I live, the town is small and should be considered a village. The town is in Kentucky, and the town is aptly named because I only seen about 2 black people there each time I visited (About 10 times)
I still cant actually believe Whitesville is an actual town.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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rebel

Something that Toby Keith definately is not, despite popular belief.
Yes, if by rebel you mean sellout then yes, Toby Keith is definately a rebel.
by Not Zane September 5, 2004
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Elmo

See: Elmo Music

The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.
Elmo is a member of the NRA.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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African-American

A word mistakingly used everyday. Im a white guy, and I could technically be a african american if I was born in Africa, and thus, immigrate to America.

Though black peoples roots are in Africa, they themselves were not born there. So that just makes them American, like everyone else born here.
I have a mostly german/scottish/irish/ french background, my roots are in europe, thus am I european American? Nah, im just American, because I was born here.
by Not Zane October 4, 2004
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