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The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.
by Not Zane September 10, 2004
Get the Clint Eastwood mug.An absolutely hilarious interrogative question directed to any person when asking "What is the problem?"
by Not Zane September 16, 2004
Get the What the problem is mug.Highlander Was a documentary, in which, Two guys chopped off a bunch of heads with some swordsmanship you could never use in real life.
The events within, happend in real time.
The events within, happend in real time.
Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
Get the Highlander mug.Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.
I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.
No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)
This crap opens a gateway/
I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.
No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)
This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
Get the Ouija Board mug.In the twilight zone, an episode which showed the dissappereance of humankind, there was one guy left in the world, a bookish type of person that read all the books that he possibly could.
In the end of the episode, he finds out he had all the time in the world to read every single book in human history, the problem was, that he broke his glasses, and could not read any book. he screamed "I had all the time in the world!"
Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.
Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.
Lesson of the episode? Dont take things for granted.
Books are cool, if you find the time to get interested in one that is.
by Not Zane August 3, 2004
Get the Book mug.Something that lures the potential movie goer into great riches and beauty, and then transforms into a horrible creature and kills them. Instantly. This is a siren that must be avoided.
Hey dude, I think this movie sucks---- OH MY DANG, I THINK THE MOVIE IS TURNING INTO A ---- NOOOOOOO.
by Not Zane September 28, 2004
Get the Romantic comedy mug.Gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. This was not a movie, Indiana Jones was a real person. And the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.
As I am typing this, Indiana Jones is more than likely out in the Aztec, fighting off generic enemies with spears. All by himself.
by Not Zane September 29, 2004
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