Definitions by Not Zane

pop music group 

Music that has no quality, basically.

I was going down the street, without a care on my mind. All up in my own design... Again this song I just made up, will hit the top of the charts in 3 days. You'll see.

pop music group by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Fight 

Last time I checked, a fight was something that two gentlemen (I use this term lightly) start throwing their fists into their fellow man.

Ask Tyler Durden.


..Yarr

Fight by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Opposite of cool 

Yo mama, obviously.


...arr

Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P

Opposite of cool by Not Zane September 18, 2004

Conspiracy Theory 

Urbandictionary.com is being used for governmental purposes. The government is finding out ways to control us, and is trying to figure out our language via urbandictionary. Please, listen to me, im from the future where every---

OH CRAP, THE CIA IS AT MY HOUSE. RUN FOR THE HILLS, SAVE YOURSEL----


Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.

With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.

Conspiracy Theory by Not Zane September 17, 2004

Ebay 

A place where one gets ripped off.

"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"

Ebay by Not Zane September 17, 2004

What the problem is 

An absolutely hilarious interrogative question directed to any person when asking "What is the problem?"

I don't go to schoo anymo' what the problem is?!!?!??

What the problem is by Not Zane September 16, 2004

math class 

A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.

Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!

Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.

Tee hee.

math class by Not Zane September 15, 2004