Definitions by Not Really JTanis7

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

Canadian Freedom of Speech by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Nengland 

Short for New England. Kind of like how New Orleans is sometimes pronounced as one word.

Trish: Who are the Jets playing this weekend?
Tony: They’re playing Nengland

Nengland by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Herbert 

Herbert is a dealer at the Blue Herron Casino in Ontario, Canada. He is a cold blooded killer who does not care about your dwindling chip count.

Tony: Shit, that’s 4 straight hands with no flush.
Herbert: (Laughs Inaudibly)
Tony: Herbert is a stone cold killer.

Herbert: (Continues inaudible laugh)

Herbert by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

I take debit 

The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.

Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit

I take debit by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Pulling a Tanis 

Putting your business card around town everywhere and also putting signs on people's lawns who you do not work for.

There's Marty putting his signs everywhere again, pulling a tanis as usual

Pulling a Tanis by Not Really JTanis7 May 30, 2017

G.I. Hoe 

A woman in the military who sleeps around to rise up military rank.

Soldier 1: Did you see Stacy has been promoted to corporal

Soldier 2: What? She was buck private last week
Soldier 1: yeah she's a real G.I. Hoe If you know what I mean.

G.I. Hoe by Not Really JTanis7 May 30, 2017

Bog(Ho)tas

Slutty girls from Bogota, New Jersey

Haley, Emma, and Catherin are Bog(ho)tas

Bog(Ho)tas by Not Really JTanis7 August 29, 2016