by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 07, 2023
A short, hectic lesbian who's about as into stoning as their dad is.
They're the sort of person who uses 4 times too much water when making a dahl and is suprisingly good at turning their hand into a self portrait.
Also, where are they? They never seem to be here.
They're the sort of person who uses 4 times too much water when making a dahl and is suprisingly good at turning their hand into a self portrait.
Also, where are they? They never seem to be here.
by Not Doja Cat from B403 April 25, 2021
Not Omran: Hey Omran?
Omran: Yeah???
Not Omran: Are you happy a positive definition of 'Omran' is now on Urban Dictionary?
Omran: Not as happy as when my two friends broke into my room to put up some flashing rainbow lights.
Omran: Yeah???
Not Omran: Are you happy a positive definition of 'Omran' is now on Urban Dictionary?
Omran: Not as happy as when my two friends broke into my room to put up some flashing rainbow lights.
by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 07, 2021
by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 07, 2023
Something you'll have to email your university halls 'defects team' about because the latch has bent in the wind.
Also something you obscure with a blind when you want to start wanking.
Also something you obscure with a blind when you want to start wanking.
Person 1: I've got a business proposition for you involving a definitely not pyramid scheme with windows.
Person 2: I see through your proposal.
Person 2: I see through your proposal.
by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 07, 2021
by Not Doja Cat from B403 April 25, 2021
A beginner who's Cha Cha Cha is award-worthy but whose Grindr conversation after Latin presentations will leave you somewhat disappointed all the way back on the delayed GWR service to Reading. Thank god for delay repay. Sunglasses emoji was hotter. See you at IVDC.
Intrigued but straight stepfather: How's your Grindr write up coming along? Mentioned 42 yet?
Fudge packer: What, that guy who said I performed well? Well, I told him he had the look of someone who came first so fuck him.
Undiagnosed bisexual from across the room: 'But you didn't.'
Fudge packer: What, that guy who said I performed well? Well, I told him he had the look of someone who came first so fuck him.
Undiagnosed bisexual from across the room: 'But you didn't.'
by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 07, 2023