Omran

A really sweet guy who's about as into rainbows as he is into sleeping in jeans.

Not Omran: Hey Omran?
Omran: Yeah???
Not Omran: Are you happy a positive definition of 'Omran' is now on Urban Dictionary?
Omran: Not as happy as when my two friends broke into my room to put up some flashing rainbow lights.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 07, 2021

Ramen

Apparently served with instant noodles

Kemp Porter's serving suggestion for Ramen is nothing short of cultural appropriation

by Not Doja Cat from B403 April 25, 2021

Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 07, 2023

Alistair

I will not be forced to take dictations.

Alistair will not be forced to take dictations.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 07, 2023

Temea

A short, hectic lesbian who's about as into stoning as their dad is.

They're the sort of person who uses 4 times too much water when making a dahl and is suprisingly good at turning their hand into a self portrait.

Also, where are they? They never seem to be here.

Person 1: Where's Temea?
Person 2: Dunno, she's not been seen for 391 years

by Not Doja Cat from B403 April 25, 2021

B403

See B401

B401 > B402 > B403

by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 07, 2021

Holbrook

A member of Holbrook is definitely shady and should not be approached. Their motives are not currently understood but are definitely hostile in nature. They cannot be trusted under any circumstance. They are thought to have links with the Underground, SPECTRE and Tekashi 69 and are therefore enemies of the state.

Holbrook member: Hey, I'm from Holbrook.
Non-Holbrook member: *hastily running away*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 March 07, 2021