fon

Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.

Kate Van Der Kann is a fon.

by noodle September 06, 2003

The Sims Online

A totally new concept, that uses radical ideas such as 'chatting' 'online' and the underground PC game 'The Sims ©' to create a wonderful haven of paedophiles, 11 year old girls, and 49 year old men pretending to be 11 year old girs/paedophiles

"omf a/s/l?? u wanna go and cyberz on "The Sims© Online" i kno a gr8 plase were dez dis brothel run by diz 14 yer old grl! lamofrol!!1one *snort*"

-communication ended

by Noodle December 17, 2003

belsk

Word used in the north of England which simply means a bell-end. Can be used also as an insult.

"My belsk is purple."
"You are a right belsk."

by Noodle May 16, 2005

reet bugger

A phrase to shout out in state's of surprise. Originated in Rochdale, and is on of the most Rochdalian things you can say.

"I just farted"
"Reet Bugger!"

by Noodle November 14, 2004

Goombar

Derogatory term for a Chinese man. Usually one with bad clothes and unkempt hair, who acts in a manner that reflects lack of social skills. (Derived from the Chinese term "Ge-mer" meaning "buddies" and mispronounced by Dr. Clark Guilliams.)

Some goombar butted inline while I waited for the bus.

by Noodle December 11, 2003

butty

UK English term for a sandwich, particularly said from Birmingham upwards. The London equivalent would be "sarnie".

Probably comes from the word butter.

"What've you got for your dinner?"
"Cheese butties."

by Noodle May 14, 2005

smidsy

A proper retard. Plays Quake 3 and Halo 2. Talks absolute gibberish and is also a ginja ninja in disguise.

"Smidsy your a proper tard I swear"

by Noodle April 08, 2005