fon

Freak of nature: not a desirable quality. A 14 year old girl who is a bitch, whore and an aneorix slut who has not real goal in life.
Kate Van Der Kann is a fon.
by noodle September 06, 2003
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gav

to be gay, in the most homo of forms

also known to the french as " Le poofta"
by noodle March 06, 2003
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state

A word used in UK slang which can mean:

1. An exclamation of surprise (usually shock).
2. An adjective meaning bad/poor.
3. An adjective meaning good (similar to how "sick" is used).
1. "Did you know that Fred crashed his car last night?", "Woah, state".

2. "Have you seen that toilet? It's well state"

3. "I did a turbo last night, it were well state"
by Noodle May 02, 2007
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The Sims Online

A totally new concept, that uses radical ideas such as 'chatting' 'online' and the underground PC game 'The Sims ©' to create a wonderful haven of paedophiles, 11 year old girls, and 49 year old men pretending to be 11 year old girs/paedophiles
"omf a/s/l?? u wanna go and cyberz on "The Sims© Online" i kno a gr8 plase were dez dis brothel run by diz 14 yer old grl! lamofrol!!1one *snort*"

-communication ended
by Noodle December 17, 2003
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reet bugger

A phrase to shout out in state's of surprise. Originated in Rochdale, and is on of the most Rochdalian things you can say.
by Noodle November 14, 2004
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Goombar

Derogatory term for a Chinese man. Usually one with bad clothes and unkempt hair, who acts in a manner that reflects lack of social skills. (Derived from the Chinese term "Ge-mer" meaning "buddies" and mispronounced by Dr. Clark Guilliams.)
Some goombar butted inline while I waited for the bus.
by Noodle December 11, 2003
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nodle

by noodle September 08, 2003
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