Noddy330's definitions

man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

suitcase

A portmanteau word used to describe someone mad, eccentric, deranged or mentally irregular
Derived from the film title - Morgan: A suit(able) (nut/fruit/head)case for treatment.
Often used in a repidundant rhyming alliterative way

... mad, crazy, crackpot, crank, nutty, loony, loopy, wacko, bonkers, demented, dotty, gaga, headcase, nutcase, fruitcase, suitcase, screwball, etc, etc

by noddy330 July 9, 2009

luigi

Added to the end of a sentence, when in a conversation with a mate and in unusual company, to secretly direct your mate's attention to approaching person(s).

LUIGI = Look Up Instantly - Girls/Guys Incoming.

mate1: did you see those two guys with the sack?
mate2: they look very suspicious, luigi

by noddy330 June 26, 2009

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

sarcastic response when something trivial has happened, which is taken very badly and seriously by someone

perp1: I'm devastated! Pentominoes have just stopped making may favourite pizza.
perp2: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

joe1: I've just spilled oil on my favourite jeans and ruined them!. I'll never get another pair like that
joe2: oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

by noddy330 June 21, 2009

Barin’storm

Just like a brainstorm, but without any criticism or comments on spelling or punctuation

Email: I can’t work out what presence to give the twin’s for there birthday next weak

Reply: Never mind, we can have a barin’storm over family dinner tomorrow

by Noddy330 July 6, 2011