Nobli's definitions

Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.

I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!

by Nobli May 21, 2023

Wrinkle berries

The testicles.

He was asleep in the sofa in shorts and everyone saw his wrinkle berries.

He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!

by Nobli May 29, 2023

cashews

Small testicles.

I'ma kick him to see if he has nuts or cashews!

by Nobli November 8, 2022

Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.

Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

Button penis

A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)

Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?

Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!

by Nobli June 1, 2015

Tenders

A Male's tender meat. The testicles, the softies, the soft ones.

-Are you alright?
-FUCK NO!
-Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up!
-Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!

by Nobli April 7, 2013

Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.

Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!

by Nobli May 26, 2023