Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 30, 2022
Get the Tender nuts mug.by Nobli January 14, 2023
Get the Hanging brass mug.He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 07, 2023
Get the Cracked nuts mug.by Nobli November 08, 2022
Get the cashews mug.The testicles.
He was asleep in the sofa in shorts and everyone saw his wrinkle berries.
He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!
He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!
by Nobli May 29, 2023
Get the Wrinkle berries mug.The testicles.
Guy 1: He got into a fight last night and some cracker cracked his crackers! He spend half an hour clutching them!
Guy 2: Ohh damn! Now he has to leave his girlfriend alone for a while!
Guy 2: Ohh damn! Now he has to leave his girlfriend alone for a while!
by Nobli January 18, 2023
Get the Crackers mug.
Get the Trouser eggs mug.