Righty

The right testicle.

-Dude, you alright?
- Fuck no! That bitch kicked my righty!

by Nobli May 04, 2020

Sensitive spot

The male genitalia. Usually only refers to the testicles.

She kicked his sensitive spot!

by Nobli May 25, 2022

Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.

Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 07, 2023

Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.

I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!

by Nobli May 22, 2023

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 07, 2023

cashews

Small testicles.

I'ma kick him to see if he has nuts or cashews!

by Nobli November 08, 2022