23 definitions by Nobli

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 7, 2023
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To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.
Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!
by Nobli January 14, 2023
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Completely naked. In the birthday suit.
1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.
by Nobli June 24, 2015
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Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!

Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
by Nobli November 19, 2022
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The guys kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his hanging things.

She got mad at him and kicked his hanging things.
by Nobli May 23, 2022
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The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.
Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!
by Nobli May 27, 2023
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Guy 1: He got into a fight last night and some cracker cracked his crackers! He spend half an hour clutching them!
Guy 2: Ohh damn! Now he has to leave his girlfriend alone for a while!
by Nobli January 18, 2023
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