Definitions by Nobby’s Nuts
JamJar
Wife. Darling I’m honey and I want you in me.
Husband. Ummm, I thought you were on your period?
Wife: I am.
Husband: JamJar it is then!
Husband. Ummm, I thought you were on your period?
Wife: I am.
Husband: JamJar it is then!
JamJar by Nobby’s Nuts February 21, 2020
ass slushing
Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out
In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!
ass slushing by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018
bean slurping
This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.
Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.
bean slurping by Nobby’s Nuts December 6, 2017
table spazzing
When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill
table spazzing by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017
chair chubbing
When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.
chair chubbing by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017
giant hard on collider
When two blokes get naked and put on glow in the dark condoms, turn the lights off and have sword fights with their cocks.
Hay guys, how about we have a game of giant hard on collider? I’m gonna smash you up with my luminous cock sword.
giant hard on collider by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017
fuzzballed
After spunking on your partners face you then run your ball sack shavings into her face making it stick to the spunk!
fuzzballed by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017