giant hard on collider

When two blokes get naked and put on glow in the dark condoms, turn the lights off and have sword fights with their cocks.

Hay guys, how about we have a game of giant hard on collider? I’m gonna smash you up with my luminous cock sword.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 01, 2017

fuzzballed

After spunking on your partners face you then run your ball sack shavings into her face making it stick to the spunk!

Last night I fuzzballed the misses so she looked like Santa

by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017

ass slushing

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 01, 2017

JamJar

The act of having sex when your partner is on her period and as a result you get a bloody penis.

Wife. Darling I’m honey and I want you in me.

Husband. Ummm, I thought you were on your period?
Wife: I am.

Husband: JamJar it is then!

by Nobby’s Nuts February 21, 2020

spazz cock

The flapping motion of your cock as your coming.

Ah man! I was in the middle of sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and spazz cocked all over here when I just wanted a break.

by Nobby’s Nuts November 30, 2017

chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 01, 2017