A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.
This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.
Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.
Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.
As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.
None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!
As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.
None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend
by No Tango and no Cash March 25, 2024
Get the Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s mug.When cousins make up shit about a fictional family Wiffle Ball game where the Lord of K’s, the oldest cousin, the master of gong clang, the ultimate curve wizard, the downward draft doink,…somehow gives up a dinger on the Ocean City beach, to a cousin that has always been only aloud to fetch foul balls and other errant balls in the dunes.
It never happened. It’s fucking family fiction.
It never happened. It’s fucking family fiction.
“Fucking Damon and Fran keep spewing Wiffle fiction about an imaginary game in Ocean City in like 2007….when The Maestro of Crooked Slurves was at his peak performance and a potential selection for the US Olympic Wiffle Ball Team. Steve did not stick a wicked Whammy over the wall and was surely sat down by a gonk of the gong sitting in the beach chair.
Knock this shit off- stop dreaming- show the damn tapes if this happened or get your assess to the beach to run a little reenactment of the alledged story - 14 years ago.
Complete Horse-shit!”
Knock this shit off- stop dreaming- show the damn tapes if this happened or get your assess to the beach to run a little reenactment of the alledged story - 14 years ago.
Complete Horse-shit!”
by No Tango and no Cash January 24, 2024
Get the Wiffle fiction mug.Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.
This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.
Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.
Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.
He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.
Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!
by No Tango and no Cash September 24, 2023
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Ashley Brows are usually angled at least 45 degrees and if they came together would look like the C7 Chevrolet Corvette symbol.
Ashley Brows can make you look mean or like you are really focused on a person to the point of straining your eyes, even though you may be completely relaxed in reality.
When Ashley Brows are over widely opened eyes where you can see white all the way around the iris, they are called Mings - because Ashley Brows. An make you look like Ming the Merciless from Glash Gordon.
Ashley Brows are usually angled at least 45 degrees and if they came together would look like the C7 Chevrolet Corvette symbol.
Ashley Brows can make you look mean or like you are really focused on a person to the point of straining your eyes, even though you may be completely relaxed in reality.
When Ashley Brows are over widely opened eyes where you can see white all the way around the iris, they are called Mings - because Ashley Brows. An make you look like Ming the Merciless from Glash Gordon.
“Yo, when Steve took Ashley to the Tampa Bay Lightning game- she donned her Ashley Brows. It took her 1 hr to shave off her natural eyebrows and pencil in some Mings.”
Steve is a flyers fan and wore his old #1 Bernie P jersey, while Ashley wore her all Blue Stamkos, #91 jersey. Steve had to tell
Some other flyers fans at the game to knock it off when they kept calling Ashley “Flash” when TB scored. Steve had to clarify that it’s not Flash but Ming the Merciless…an easy mistake with the big lightning bolt on the front of Ashley’s jersey.
Steve is a flyers fan and wore his old #1 Bernie P jersey, while Ashley wore her all Blue Stamkos, #91 jersey. Steve had to tell
Some other flyers fans at the game to knock it off when they kept calling Ashley “Flash” when TB scored. Steve had to clarify that it’s not Flash but Ming the Merciless…an easy mistake with the big lightning bolt on the front of Ashley’s jersey.
by No Tango and no Cash September 19, 2023
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