No Hemingway's definitions

alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Alternative August

The time when Kellyanne Conway left the White House to focus on her children and not the daycare centre where she was employed to give Alternative Facts.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.

The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Coronavirus Office

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.

The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Sarcasm World Championships

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.

I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.

Oh no, he morganized it.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

White Privilege

When you describe the term "White Privilege" as being as offensive as the N-word.

Did someone honestly argue that White Privilege is as offensive as the N-word? That's the textbook definition of White Privilege.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020