by No Hemingway November 29, 2021

When you accidently shoot someone with the wrong weapon, and have to apologize for doing a Britney, and say, "Ooops I did it again."
by No Hemingway April 12, 2021

Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.
by No Hemingway February 13, 2025

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.
I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.
by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.
by No Hemingway May 20, 2020

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."
Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.
by No Hemingway May 21, 2020

When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.
Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?
by No Hemingway November 04, 2019
