No Hemingway's definitions

Warped Mind

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.

Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.

by No Hemingway May 20, 2020

Desperate Klingon

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."

Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

by No Hemingway May 21, 2020

Fuckerberg

A weird guy who reads your messages and censors your Facebook posts.

The most anti-social person on social media.

Damn, I wanted to share this funny post but I just got Fuckerberged.
Fuckerberg?

Yeah, you know the creepy guy who reads your DMs.

by No Hemingway May 28, 2020

Cuntroversial

The word you use to describe an awful person trying to stir trouble to make themselves famous.

Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?

I think she meant cuntroversial.

by No Hemingway May 29, 2020

Zoomsday

For over 50 years, people have celebrated the works of James Joyce with Bloomsday events all over the world on June 16th.

This year some Joyceans will have to celebrate Bloomsday 2020 online.

Share your Zoomsday experience with friends and family.

Are you taking part in Zoomsday?

by No Hemingway May 31, 2020

Sarcasm World Championships

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.

I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.

Oh no, he morganized it.

by No Hemingway June 15, 2020