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air-wedgie

Jumping in the air on someone while he's doing a lay-up or a slam dunk and giving him a wedgie before he hits the ground.
The NBA star got the other NBA star with an air-wedgie
by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016
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booty-slap

The mimed, or more often real, slap to the hiney of someone else during some kind of from-behind sex. Also can just be any smack to the hiney.
He mimed booty-slaps like everyone else, but he was like too nice a person to have actually done that.
by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016
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flyitis

The drunken condition of neglecting to zip up your fly after visiting the bathroom.
He's not really jerking off and stuff all the time, it's just flyitis.
by Ninja Clan Lord January 1, 2017
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chow-line

Military, prison, or exclusive, rich boarding school cafeteria food line.
Van Der Hooven and Rosenblatt sneered at me in the chow-line because of people reacting badly to my music last period. So I made a face back at 'em, broke the end off my fork to turn it into a shiv, and vowed never to let 'em try out my turntabling equipment.
by Ninja Clan Lord January 3, 2017
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zombie pizza

Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.
1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.

2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.
by Ninja Clan Lord January 10, 2017
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smarty

A smarty is a smart person.
Hey, you know him? He's a smarty.
by Ninja Clan Lord January 30, 2017
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schlub

A trashy person, loser, or drip
"Guy's a schlub," he said. The person reminded them of a supporting character from Mark Wahlberg's The Fighter or from the original Rocky movie. He was like Eric Roberts in The Pope of Greenwich Village.

"If it weren't for her singing career, she'd be a schlub," he opined of Britney Spears.
by Ninja Clan Lord February 3, 2017
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