hard lemonade

when a guy goes down on you and you piss in his face

I heard he called me a dirty hoe so that night I gave him a hard lemonade.

by Nikki January 19, 2004

a static lullaby

ASL is my 3rd fav band, the guy up top needs to get a life. If you dont like a band okay, but dont go trashing them over the net. Have respect,if you were in a starting band i dont think you would like people trashing you. think about it. I saw them last Tuesday w/ AFI. They KICK SOOO MUCH ASS! My opiion, you may beg to differ. But I dont care. oh by the way hes a great screamer not a sorry one unlike you.

My music.My opion.My ears.Not yours.

by Nikki February 27, 2004

Butter Face

A girl who has an absolutely gorgeous body, but leaves much to be desired in the facial region. It sounds like a compliment, but it really isn't. read also: everything about her was great, BUT HER FACE.

"Eloise was a real butterface."

by Nikki March 25, 2005

Paris Hilton

All of you people who call Paris Hilton anorexic, ugly, and a rich bitch are most likely fat, ugly, and poor...get a life and stop bitching about other people...

fat, ugly, poor person: "OMG did you see Paris Hilton? She is so ugly and looks like a stick...I would never do that rich bitch..."

by Nikki March 30, 2004

Paris Hilton

Who my mom compares me to, because of the clothes i wear and how im shopping all the time, and because i can be the worlds biggest blonde.

"Nikki ur not paris hilton, u cant shop all the time!" ~ my mom

by nikki April 19, 2004

weed

card game that is usually played by stoners...while getting stoned

kristin! lets play another game of weed!!!

by Nikki September 26, 2003

soma

white pill that when taken it bulk results in memory loss, and lots of udi's

man, i ate so many somas last night, what was your name again?

by Nikki September 26, 2003