132 definitions by Nikki Stixx
(noun) 1. the collective total amount of tangible plunder that is a direct result of some type of successful job, scam or caper that is traditionally divided between the people who were in on the job itself. 2. A desirable ass commands attention, generally it is found throughout the warnings
Nikki and Raymond looked in awe at the mountain of booty before them that their successful heist had produced. Luckily they were able to agree on the distribution of everything so both parties were satisfied with what they took with them. 2. Nikki stared and salivate at the woman's desirable booty as he tried to commit to memory the features that he would recall later when he was alone and by himself.
by Nikki Stixx November 3, 2020
(noun) an acronym for Someone Who Ain’t You, when the speaker, You, and those in the know understand that the person to whom the speaker is referring to as SWAY is absolutely and totally YOU. But so fuckin’ what, you’re SWAY and they’re more than likely SWIM, are either of you ever gonna quit being such low-life’s????
Nikki’s attractive muse found Nikki by himself sitting under a bridge. She already knew the answer, she just wanted to let him know that she knew. He looked destitute and famished, but not from malnutrition. Nodding at the graffiti on the bridge, Shannon asked, “That’s quite a clever message, don’t you think? I was told that SWAY created that”. Nikki nodded in agreement, adding “And it’s such an understatement….” going on describing to her in explicit and intimate detail his own desires for her that provoked her interest. In short, those magic, heartfelt words got Nikki between Shannon’s legs for the weekend where they ended up coming bucketfuls from beginning to end and understood a new level of friendship between them.
by Nikki Stixx October 26, 2022
(noun) A successive series of instances of at three or more, almost always comical in reflection and retrospect, where a person or persons engage in various forms of theft or thievery, where there is little to no down time between each instance. Though not a rule, such sprees can oftentimes be fueled by intoxicants or drugs.
In back to back to back heists Jordy was on real hot streak with his latest roguing spree. He’d hit at least four unlocked dorms rooms on campus, ransacked them and relieved the occupants of any and all valuables he could find, went on into a nearby parking lot doing similar to over a dozen unlocked vehicles, and as a grand finale to the evening’s festivities found one vehicle with the keys in the ignition and took said vehicle for a joyride where he in short order crashed it into a nearby sorority house. Luckily our hero was able to walk away from the accident unhurt and unidentified. Moments he stumbled into his dorm room in a state of hysterics, which turned out to be contagious once he recounted the series of events from the evening.
by Nikki Stixx April 1, 2022
(noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.
Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.
by Nikki Stixx November 14, 2020
(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
by Nikki Stixx September 13, 2020
(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021
(Verb) In regards to bartering and trading, lowballing is making an offer on something, whether goods or services, that is intentionally lower than even an acceptable offer.
Charlie told us he was gonna hock his scooter to Jerry, but then Jerry told him what he would give him for it, which was practically nothing. Tightwad tyrant mother fucker Jerry was trying to lowball him cause he was in a pinch.
by Nikki Stixx September 18, 2020