Dropping the D

When a guitarist drops the low E string down to a D, usually implying he's about to look like an ass playing power chords.

This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.

Judgmental Person A - "Hey, this guy sucks at guitar. But let's stay and watch anyways for the fun of it."

Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"

Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."

by NightlifeCommando June 15, 2010

Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

Anal Mourning

Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.

Robbie - "Wow, what an anal morning"

Jimmy - "How are you not in anal mourning right now?"

by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

Twinkle Daddies

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

Elephunt

A funt so funtiful that it can be compared to the magnitude of an elephant.

Dude A - "I heard Josefina has a mad funt, is that true?"

Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."

by nightlifecommando April 10, 2011

Airplane Novel

A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.

Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.

Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"

Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."

by nightlifecommando January 07, 2011

QED'd

To get QED'd is to be owned, pwned, or proven wrong in an argument setting.

See QED for clarification on its meaning.

Person 1 - "Dude, I hear Person 3 totally QED'd you when you were arguing yesterday"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it turned out that Pamela Anderson does have bigger tits than my mom."

by NightlifeCommando August 17, 2010