NightlifeCommando's definitions
In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.
In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)
In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)
Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"
Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."
Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."
Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."
Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."
by nightlifecommando January 4, 2011

When a guitarist drops the low E string down to a D, usually implying he's about to look like an ass playing power chords.
This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.
This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.
Judgmental Person A - "Hey, this guy sucks at guitar. But let's stay and watch anyways for the fun of it."
Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"
Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."
Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"
Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."
by NightlifeCommando June 15, 2010

The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011

If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
by nightlifecommando January 25, 2011

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

A book that one would typically buy at an airport that is read just to pass the time on the flight, not because of actual interest.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Examples would most books by James Patterson, Nelson DeMille, and Dan Brown.
Person 1: "Ooh, The Gate House sounds good, my co-workers talk about Nelson DeMille a lot! I think I'll get this one!"
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
Person B: "That's just an airplane novel, you won't ever touch it again once we get into Chicago."
by nightlifecommando January 7, 2011
