text book

A place to draw crazy shit on school property, be warned, if u put ur name in, chances are someone will put is a faggot after it.

John wuz here------------> John is a fucking douche bag cunt faggot
-text book

by yourr m0m April 17, 2008

text booking

an excessively long text message

damnit, my mom is text booking me again.

by fluffy flave March 5, 2010

text book

piece of shit that you are required to carry around during school weighs at least 20 pounds

dude this text book is so heavy

i know it is a piece of shit!!!

by UA gurl November 25, 2005

Text book

Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.

My teacher gave me a new text book so I am dead.

by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014

TEXT-BOOK

ADJ. WHEN AN EVIL ACT IS PERFORMED WITHOUT ERRORS.

THE WAY VERN TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND, "PERLA" ABOUT MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH KIM, WAS TEXT-BOOK HATING.

by hlpjris2cool May 18, 2009

Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.

Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.

by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010

text book

satans tool of death

dude we only get this text books cause teachers are heartless basturds who get pleaser out of seeing someone dies like satan, teachers are satan

by Dis Dude January 13, 2008