FOS

Abbreviation: FOS = Full of Shit

• It can mean that someone is lying, therefore full of shit.

• It can also mean the literal aspect, the state of being FOS.
(constipated) or (bowel obstruction)
That patient is totally FOS, just trying to get some drugs.

The patient in room 22 is literally FOS; constipated as hell.

They tried to tell me a BS story about losing their prescription, but I can tell they are FOS.
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
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NAD

Acronym: NAD is a medical term meaning 'No Apparent Distress'.
Doctors Note:
This patient is complaining of difficulty breathing but is in NAD.
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Ambulance Chaser

A lawyer that specializes in retaining clients based on their injuries sustained from a car wreck; even if there were not any real injuries.
That damn attorney is nothing but an ambulance chaser. He has his client wearing a soft cervical collar even though they don't have a neck injury.
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Incarceritis

• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.

• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.

• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.

Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
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Treat and Street

To treat and street, otherwise known as Treat em' and Street em' is a colloquial term used in emergency medicine meaning to take care of the patient and discharge them in a quick manner.
Ed and Preston are the kings of Treat and Street; they can clean out the whole ER in no time.
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ER Ninja

A very educated and talented person in the field of emergency medicine.

Someone who is quick, sufficient, and very well versed in every aspect of the emergency room.

A person that works in the ER that has mastered everything and is therefore a ninja in the ER.
Preston really knows his stuff, he is quintessentially an ER Ninja.

Did you see that ER Ninja? He was so fast in taking care of that difficult situation he practically made it disappear.
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