POS

Piece of Shit

That dude is a total POS!

by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

Drunkicidal

Drunkicidal refers to a person intoxicated on alcohol that has become suicidal or is having suicidal Ideations.

Doctor: " That patient in room 8 is hammered. Came in because he wanted to kill himself; I think he is really just drunkicidal.

by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

Treat and Street

To treat and street, otherwise known as Treat em' and Street em' is a colloquial term used in emergency medicine meaning to take care of the patient and discharge them in a quick manner.

Ed and Preston are the kings of Treat and Street; they can clean out the whole ER in no time.

by Night.ER.Ninja July 28, 2014

ER Ninja

A very educated and talented person in the field of emergency medicine.

Someone who is quick, sufficient, and very well versed in every aspect of the emergency room.

A person that works in the ER that has mastered everything and is therefore a ninja in the ER.

Preston really knows his stuff, he is quintessentially an ER Ninja.

Did you see that ER Ninja? He was so fast in taking care of that difficult situation he practically made it disappear.

by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014

Ambulance Chaser

A lawyer that specializes in retaining clients based on their injuries sustained from a car wreck; even if there were not any real injuries.

That damn attorney is nothing but an ambulance chaser. He has his client wearing a soft cervical collar even though they don't have a neck injury.

by Night.ER.Ninja July 28, 2014

Incarceritis

• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.

• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.

• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.

That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.

Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!

by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014