Definitions by Niggadicks

pooch 

a term used to describe the action of pulling through with a fat bong hoot.

"way to pooch that bowl, homes."

pooch by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

pinnerly 

Of or pertaining to the status of being pinner.

Conrad: He took that bong lump pinnerly

pinnerly by Niggadicks April 7, 2008

tripping balls 

To smoke a joint or drop a tab, and then stick your leg out into a crowded interesection, interfering with the path of any testicals that may be walking past - thus causing them to fall over.

-Lars sticks his foot out without noticing that a pair of testicals are stampeding across the road. They run into it and fall over, spilling semen everywhere-
"DUDE, I'M TRIPPING BALLS!"

tripping balls by Niggadicks January 13, 2008

buttstruggler 

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.

Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.

buttstruggler by Niggadicks November 11, 2006

noobaloid 

One who runs in circles, but lacks the 1337ness or simple ability to add zeros to their descriptors.

John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
Jack: You fuckin' noobaloid.

noobaloid by Niggadicks October 9, 2006

n00baloid 

One who runs in circles, and possesses the 1337ness to add zeros to their descriptors. See noobaloid.

John: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIN' WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *barf*
1337Jack: You fuckin' n00baloid.

n00baloid by Niggadicks October 9, 2006

automatic circumsizers 

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

automatic circumsizers by Niggadicks July 6, 2006