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Chariot of Fire

Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr

Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)
When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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Jacques Cousteau

zhäk - kü -'stO
1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)
Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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trouser jihad

Pronunciation:'trau-z&r / ji-'häd

Premature ejaculation.
Literally, 'exploding' in your pants.
Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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