Definitions by Nigel Riley-Monk
Jacques Cousteau
zhäk - kü -'stO
1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Jacques Cousteau by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
trouser jihad
Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.
trouser jihad by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
Chariot of Fire
Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr
Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)
Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)
When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.
Chariot of Fire by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
Burmese Neti Pot
('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)
The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.
(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)
The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.
(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)
Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.
Burmese Neti Pot by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005