NickyLags's definitions

CARNESIA

Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"

GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.

GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.

by NickyLags December 23, 2011

offectionate

1. Not Readily feeling or showing fondness or tenderness.
2. Not Expressing fondness.

The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate

by NickyLags October 10, 2010

ribbon wife

a wife who is not quite trophy worthy

So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife

by NickyLags June 16, 2010

Eye-energy

The amount of energy one has to look at home movies, baby pictures, vacation pictures and of course the dreaded wedding pictures.

Yes I got the invitation to Suzy's birthday party but she just got back from her honeymoon and I seriously do not have the eye-energy to look at wedding pictures AND vacation pictures

by NickyLags November 14, 2011

textsmile

The expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure

When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of

by NickyLags June 4, 2010

Maskne

The small little pimples you get on your face after wearing a mask for ten hours, five days a week.

Sometimes I like wearing my mask, this way people cannot see my maskne

by nickylags December 11, 2020

pulling a jordan

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life

I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.

by NickyLags June 28, 2010