The time a father spends on any of his child's activities such as sports, school work, cheer leading, teaching the child how to ride a bike or drive
guy 1 - Hey call your buddy there is a kick ass concert tonight and I have an extra ticket.
guy2 - I already asked him and he said he has to go to his sons dance recital
guy 1- Man, your boy is sure dadicated to his kids..
guy2 - I already asked him and he said he has to go to his sons dance recital
guy 1- Man, your boy is sure dadicated to his kids..
by NickyLags October 03, 2012
by nickylags April 17, 2015
When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot
My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.
by NickyLags October 05, 2012
A device that said drinker will blow into to get a reading of how much more they need to drink so that they are fun to be around
Guy 1- Do you remember the last time Kim was with us she was so much fun.
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
Guy 2 - Yeah she may need to take a funalyzer to determine how much more she needs to drink before the bad karaoke starts
by NickyLags December 05, 2011
The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.
This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm
by NickyLags April 14, 2011
I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed
by NickyLags September 11, 2010
So after he won the lottery he brought around his trophy wife well after she had a few drinks she turned into more of a ribbon wife
by NickyLags June 15, 2010