Nick T W's definitions

cushion picker

Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.

The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.

by Nick T W February 8, 2008

cunt crash

Sex between ugly lezzas

Look at those dykes, that's a cunt crash waiting to happen

by Nick T W July 1, 2008

tabardgerie

noun
Type of sexually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). Especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.

I was in Ann Summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. I bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my cock. When she's not at bingo that is.

by Nick T W January 11, 2009

tinted twat

Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted

You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

cuntcum

Vaginal fluid, usually excessive.

I pulled my dick out of her and it was dripping cuntcum.

by Nick T W January 30, 2008

spunk gargler

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

by Nick T W January 30, 2008

cock botherer

Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').

Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008