Definitions by Nick T W

tabardgerie 

noun
Type of sexually intimate apparel worn by women (when not at bingo). Especially appreciated by men with a dinner lady fixation.

I was in Ann Summers the other day looking at their tabardgerie range. I bought one for my girlfriend who is really into scooping cold dollops of mash onto my cock. When she's not at bingo that is.

tabardgerie by Nick T W January 11, 2009

cunt crash 

Sex between ugly lezzas

Look at those dykes, that's a cunt crash waiting to happen

cunt crash by Nick T W July 1, 2008

cushion picker 

Interior designer. Can be extended to 'cushion picking cunt' to describe the likes of Laurence Llewelyn Bowen et al.

The cushion picker actually thinks he designs when all he actually does is shop for someone else.

cushion picker by Nick T W February 8, 2008

lippy cunt 

(1) A cheeky bastard with too much to say for themselves. See also 'gob shite'

(2) Vagina with over developed beef curtains.

(1)
"Is it your round Bazza?"
"Fuck off you lippy cunt."

(2)
"Check out the gash on that. That's some lippy cunt."

lippy cunt by Nick T W February 5, 2008

spunk gargler 

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

spunk gargler by Nick T W January 30, 2008

cuntcum

Vaginal fluid, usually excessive.

I pulled my dick out of her and it was dripping cuntcum.

cuntcum by Nick T W January 30, 2008

cock botherer 

Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').

Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.

cock botherer by Nick T W January 1, 2008