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Fartnocker

One who farts one purpose.
You are such a frickin' Fartnocker.
by Nick s. April 3, 2004
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farkel

My Irish friend is a farkel.
by Nick S. June 18, 2003
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hot-sex-porn

Common porn ---- White, Blonde 20 somthing women with large breasts.

Say it all as one word.
I went to that store but they only had hot-sex-porn.
by Nick s. April 3, 2004
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Oklahoma Fiddler

Oklahoma is shaped as a short penis with a huge ball sack to go with it.
A Fiddler is one who usually plays flute-like objects. To fiddle, one must place the hand around the flute.

That being said, an Oklahoma Fiddler is one who places the hand around the flute that is shaped like Oklahoma a.k.a handjob giver.
Mark- Yo Steve, how far will Mary go?
Steve- Oh that bitch! I used to dip in that coffee if you know what I mean. She'll go pretty far, a definite Oklahoma Fiddler.
Mark- SWEET!
by Nick S. May 13, 2005
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Shyamalaned

When things appear to be going fine, then take a terrible turn for the worst. Based off of the style of writing/directing of filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan, a proponent of twist endings.
Dude, I was about to hook it up with this hot girlie, but then it turned out she was a dude. There were a lot of signs that suggested she was a dude, but I overlooked them; in hindsight it all makes sense. I just got Shyamalaned.
by Nick S. June 20, 2006
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fudgemonkey

Synonym for : Crap, Shit, hell, a person ect.
1. What the fudgemonkey?!

2. Oh fudgemonkeys!

3. Damn that fudge monkey!!
by Nick s. April 3, 2004
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