Definitions by Nick D

da fuck 

Why?

He lays down a monster...da fuck did you lay that down???

da fuck by Nick D February 8, 2003

beer shits 

When you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a shit ton of beer.

You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.

beer shits by Nick D February 8, 2003

ucksay my ickday 

Suck my dick (pig latin).

I still tell an utslay itchbay "ucksay my ickday" scuse my igpay atinlay but uckfay you igpay

ucksay my ickday by Nick D February 8, 2003

i got five on it 

I'll give you five bucks for that shit.

Motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack.

i got five on it by Nick D February 8, 2003

whiz test 

A medical procedure where they analyze urine for evidence of drug use.

I gotta take a whiz test for my P.O.
I know I'll fail cuz I done smoked major weed bro.

whiz test by Nick D February 8, 2003

Indabutt 

in the butt

I did her from the front, then I turned her around and got her indabutt.

Indabutt by Nick D February 8, 2003

floss 

1) to show off
2) to stick dental floss between your teeth

You better quit yo flossin' before i bust you so hard in the teeth you'll be flossin' with a tow rope.

floss by Nick D February 8, 2003