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Pretty good, or at least decent, but far from the best ever. Usually about a 6 out of 10, but can be used figuratively to mean much worse.
Rick: "Oh man this crack is alright, but it's far from the best I've ever smoked. Nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Shut up dogg what are you talking about? This is some quality shit. I'm definitely going to tell my mom what good crack I've been smoking in my next letter to her. She'd really be proud of me for smoking only the best crack."
Rick: "Word on the street"
Steve: "Shit man I was wasted last night. What the fuck happened?"
Rick: "You went off with some whore, dogg. Where did you wake up?"
Steve: "In the alley behind that strip club. How was she?"
Rick: "I don't know, man...nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Oh shit, you serious?"
Rick: "Yeah playa, that's rough."
Steve: "It itches. Not a good sign."
Steve: "Shut up dogg what are you talking about? This is some quality shit. I'm definitely going to tell my mom what good crack I've been smoking in my next letter to her. She'd really be proud of me for smoking only the best crack."
Rick: "Word on the street"
Steve: "Shit man I was wasted last night. What the fuck happened?"
Rick: "You went off with some whore, dogg. Where did you wake up?"
Steve: "In the alley behind that strip club. How was she?"
Rick: "I don't know, man...nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Oh shit, you serious?"
Rick: "Yeah playa, that's rough."
Steve: "It itches. Not a good sign."
by Nick D November 24, 2003
Get the nothing to write home about mug.A slang term referring to bad, cheap, beer with a rather weak taste. Examples are Budweiser, Natty, Keystone, and Miller Lite, and Coors Light.
Rob: "Man, I wanna get WASTED tonight!!! Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)
by Nick D August 26, 2004
Get the horse piss mug.To be on the receiving end of a sexual encounter. Generally used referring to either a female or a homosexual male who is the "bitch". Every sexual encounter must include a person to beat it up and a person to get it beat up.
Neil: "That was quite an enjoyable sexual encounter I had with Susie last night. I am really looking forward to the deep and meaningful relationship on which we are currently embarking."
Carl: "You idiot. That trick only wants to get it beat up. You'll probably never see her ass again."
Neil: "What prior knowledge do you possess that empowers you to make such a statement?"
Carl: "Knowledge in the Biblical sense, buddy. I hit that shit just this morning."
Neil: "That is quite an improbability given that it is presently only 10 o'clock in the morning."
Carl: "I told you man, she's a ho."
Neil: "Sheeeit nigga I oughta smack dat bitch, ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Carl: "You idiot. That trick only wants to get it beat up. You'll probably never see her ass again."
Neil: "What prior knowledge do you possess that empowers you to make such a statement?"
Carl: "Knowledge in the Biblical sense, buddy. I hit that shit just this morning."
Neil: "That is quite an improbability given that it is presently only 10 o'clock in the morning."
Carl: "I told you man, she's a ho."
Neil: "Sheeeit nigga I oughta smack dat bitch, ya know what I'm sayin'?"
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Get the get smart mug."Here's a jimmy joke about yo mama that you might not like...I heard she was a Frisco dyke." -Snoop Dogg
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