Nick D's definitions

Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch

When you come around looking for money when you're broke but nobody ever sees yo ass when you're rich.

Nigga last month you didn't chill round here at all riding yo' Escalade and shit but now the rent's due and you all up in our grills. Maybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitch.

by Nick D February 11, 2003

h to the izzo

water, in ebonics.

Kizznids, remember to say nizzo to drizzugs, exercizzize, izzeat rizzite, and drink a shit load of h to the izzo.

by Nick D January 5, 2007

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

y'ins

A synonym of "y'all." Most likely came from a contraction of "you ones" or something like that. Often has other contractions appended onto it, such as in "y'ins'dn't've" (you all would not have). Used in rural America.

If y'ins'dn't've let the sheep get out the yard, I'dn't've had to go back to that damn wretched mother of yours.

by Nick D January 17, 2005

hood slide

see bo-duke it...basically means jumping into a car by unconventional means, i.e. over the side of the door or the back (only possible in a jeep, convertible, pick-up truck, or similar vehicle).

"When a mountain of a man with a 'born to kill' tattoo
Tried to cut in, I knocked out his front tooth
We ran outside, hood sliding like Bo Duke
What was I thinking?"
-Dierks Bentley ("What Was I Thinking?")

by Nick D October 1, 2003

DEEZ

Nickname for yo dogg...usually someone with a first or last name starting with D.

Yo deez...toss me one of those roofies to slip in this bitch's drink while she's in the bathroom.

by Nick D February 8, 2003

bend

To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".

Man, I was doing some serious bending in that game of Drink!.

by Nick D February 2, 2004