Definitions by Nick D

fake the deal 

1) To front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) To pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.

1)
Josh: "Dag playa Jenny's really being a frigid bitch to you today. I guess things didn't work out at that party last night."
Dave: "Whatever dogg. The real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. Then I got her in the ass last night in the back of a Volkswagen. Here watch this video."
(puts video in VCR and presses play)
1 hour later...
Josh: "Good video...that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. So why dat bitch gotta fake the deal?"
Dave: "I don't know man. Bitches."
Josh: "Bitches."

2)
Adam: "Hell yeah bitch I got the royal flush! I guess I'll be taking this money now."
Mike: "Shut up bitch. I didn't even get my cards yet, and neither did you. Stop faking the deal."

fake the deal by Nick D November 17, 2003

Kappa Kappa Kappa

As fucked up as it is, this is a real sorority. From what I've heard they're all white and mostly located in the south. Called "Tri-Kaps" for short, or also...

Damn dogg, Halloween's over. Why are those Tri-Kap girls all dressed up like ghosts?

Kappa Kappa Kappa by Nick D November 12, 2003

drug school 

A way for a drug addict or ex-drug addict to explain his extensive knowledge of drugs without actually admitting to being a serious stoner, crackhead, dope fiend, etc.

From "Super Troopers":
Officer Rod Farva: "Where'd ya learn that one, rook...drug school?"

D.A.R.E. officer: "Now kids, this is how you roll a joint. Never do this. Drugs are bad for you."
Your 8-year-old kid: "Bullshit motherfucker you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Let me show you."
(rolls a perfect fatty in about 5 seconds)
D.A.R.E. officer: "Wow son...where'd you learn that? You don't smoke marijuana, do you?"
Your kid: "Ahh hell no ya fuckin' pig...drug school...bitch!"
(lights up the J and smokes it)

drug school by Nick D November 12, 2003

burn one down 

To smoke a joint.

Joey, Bobby, and little Timmy sat out the kickball game and burnt one down behind the gym during recess.

burn one down by Nick D November 11, 2003

Let's blow this popsicle stand! 

A pretty lame way to say "Let's get out of here." This saying has become all too common these days.

Your wife: "This place is bernie. Let's blow this popsicle stand!"
Me: "I've got a popsicle you can blow. Bitch."

Let's blow this popsicle stand! by Nick D November 11, 2003

mushrooms

A mind-expanding drug containing psilocybin that makes you see the world in a different, fucked-up way. All your senses are different in a way that you really can't explain and can't imagine unless you try it. In larger doses they can make you hallucinate. Called shrooms for short, and they're legal in Amsterdam.

"Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms, and you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms." -Eminem ("Bad Meets Evil")

"I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl. I never meant to bring you to my world. But now you're sitting in the corner crying, and now it's my fault..." -Eminem ("My Fault")

Michael: "You know what's the bomb diggity...dogg?"
Eric: "Shrooooms man, magic mushrooms. That's what."
Michael: "Actually I was thinking of that new David Hasselhoff song, but now that you mention it, I like mushrooms too."
Eric: "Shroooooooms..."
Michael: "Yeah, me and my homies smoked some good shrooms last night. Usually we just eat coke and shoot up ecstacy. It was pretty cool."
Eric: "What the FUCK? Shut up, bitch. You don't even do drugs. You suck."

mushrooms by Nick D November 11, 2003

curb test 

A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.

Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.

curb test by Nick D November 11, 2003