627 definitions by Nick D

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

by Nick D April 4, 2003

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

A huge ass dump.

DAMN that was a big ass dump...I just dropped off the cosbys, winslows, and the jeffersons!

by Nick D February 8, 2003

jersey chaser

a girl that only goes for guys on a certain sports team

"You'll never get with that girl, she only does water polo players."
"Fucking jersey chaser. I should smack dat ho."

by Nick D February 24, 2003

fin' to

short for fixing to

I'm fin' to give you a nice ol' whoopin', son!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Drink!

The simplest drinking game in the world, and also the most efficient. Basically the rules are you tell someone to drink, and they drink. If they stall they have to drink twice. You can't make someone drink while they're already drinking or while you're drinking. Last one standing wins.

5 minutes of Drink! fucked me up far worse than 5 hours of Captain Beef.

by Nick D November 3, 2003

my biznitch iz da shiznit

when you got a fly ass bitch and you want the world to know it.

"My biznitch iz da shiznit."
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

by Nick D February 13, 2003

get your pole polished

To receive a blow job.

Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."

by Nick D January 14, 2004