by Nick D May 02, 2003
Justin Timberlake: "You're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, you're gone, baby girl you're gone, I-I-I'm gay...oops I didn't mean that, really."
Redneck: "Where'd my house go?"
Other redneck: "Gone. I think your wife drove it to the city."
Redneck: "Where'd my house go?"
Other redneck: "Gone. I think your wife drove it to the city."
by Nick D April 03, 2003
The trip to Beirut, Lebanon that every real beirut player must make at least once in his/her lifetime. Generally involves a week straight of playing the game and drinking beer with Lebanese boozehounds.
Ryan Seacrest: "Hey, where was Jimmy last night? Circle jerks just aren't the same without him."
William Hung: "Oh yeah, he's gonna be gone all week, he's in the middle east."
Ryan Seacrest: "The pilgrimage, eh?"
William Hung: "You know it, dogg. Oh, oh, oh yeah, there it is!" *SPLAT*
Ryan Seacrest: "Damn! Looks like I have to eat the jizz muffin again."
William Hung: "Oh yeah, he's gonna be gone all week, he's in the middle east."
Ryan Seacrest: "The pilgrimage, eh?"
William Hung: "You know it, dogg. Oh, oh, oh yeah, there it is!" *SPLAT*
Ryan Seacrest: "Damn! Looks like I have to eat the jizz muffin again."
by Nick D May 01, 2004
Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.
Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
by Nick D July 20, 2004
drinking (this term comes from the arm motion that one must make in order to bring the bottle to the mouth).
VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
Bob: "What up Jimmy let's go elbow-bending with good ol' Jack Daniels."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
by Nick D September 21, 2003
An unattractive female who is far from a dime piece. Usually between a 1 and 5 out of 10, "small change" is a fairly general term ranging roughly from penny piece to nothing to write home about.
Tim: "Dude, I heard you got with my sister last night at the Drunken Barn Dance. I'm gonna kill you!"
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."
by Nick D May 23, 2006
bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".
The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.
by Nick D February 19, 2003