Definitions by Nick D

pop music group 

A talentless, cookie-cutter product of the music industry that has changed form over the years, but right now in 2004 generally consists of:

1) A Jamaican-sounding guy singing in broken English and making little if any sense
2) Any girl with a half-decent voice, usually singing about dancing in the club or something equally overused and pointless

Apparently some people in America actually like this kind of music and have the impressive self-restraint to avoid changing the station when such a group is on the radio. I have yet to meet such a person, but I'd guess that middle schools all over the country are full of them.

See Sean Paul featuring whoever, Black-Eyed Peas, Shaggy featuring whoever, or any of the 200 other no-name spinoffs.


Typical song:

Jamaican guy:
"Shake yo booty mama
Shake shake yo booty
I like to see you shake it
Shake yo booty shake it"

Girl:
"I'm in the club dancing on a Friday night
I'm hangin with my peeps and I feel all right"

And so on...
The above song would probably crack the top 10 on the pop charts if I were to expand the lyrics and produce it. Sad, isn't it?

pop music group by Nick D August 16, 2004

laughing stock 

Something or someone that is ridiculed by everyone else and is often well-known only because it is so ridiculous and so bad it's funny.

The 2004 USA "Dream Team" is the laughing stock of the basketball world.

David Hasselhoff is the laughing stock of the rap music industry.

William Hung is the laughing stock of the American people.

laughing stock by Nick D August 16, 2004

Phillies Blunts 

Premium stogies (cigars) available at your local mini-mart. Available in many varieties (original, strawberry, honey, etc.) and commonly used for smoking the reefer.

Chester the molester bought Stevie a couple packs of Phillies Blunts at Sheetz in exchange for two hours in the back of his Chevy Tahoe his with his 13-year-old sister.

"I ain't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers...plus I'm a rapist an a repeated prison escapist" -Eminem, "As the World Turns"

Phillies Blunts by Nick D August 16, 2004

ride up 

Refers generally to a condition in which one's pants, skirt, or underwear gradually slide up the legs/hips/waist, often resulting in a major wedgie if left unchecked. Can be caused by suspenders, poorly-fitting clothes, shifting positions while sitting, or exercise.

Seeing Gretchen's skirt ride up her fat cellulite-infested thighs reminded me that I had to pick up some cottage cheese at Safeway on the way home from work.

ride up by Nick D August 16, 2004

drop bombs 

To spit flawless/unbreakable flows/lyrics on the mike.

When B. Rabbit dropped bombs on all the brothas in the freestyle battle in "8 Mile", he showed them that whiteys could be good for something other than target practice.

drop bombs by Nick D August 16, 2004

give in 

To succumb to pressure or temptation, similar to cave in although not as extreme.

After months of lusting after the 14-year-old girl from the pool, George finally gave in to his urges to chuck it in her.

After weeks of brutal struggles in the communal prison shower, George's rectal sphincter finally gave in and he got what was coming to him.

give in by Nick D August 14, 2004

no dumping 

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.

Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"

no dumping by Nick D August 13, 2004