Nick D's definitions

cig

short for "cigarette" (if filled with marijuana it's a cigaweed).

I banged your mom indabutt, pulled an emeril on her, got in a good ol' danza slap, donkey punched the bitch, then went outside to smoke a cig.

by Nick D April 28, 2003

drug school

A way for a drug addict or ex-drug addict to explain his extensive knowledge of drugs without actually admitting to being a serious stoner, crackhead, dope fiend, etc.

From "Super Troopers":
Officer Rod Farva: "Where'd ya learn that one, rook...drug school?"

D.A.R.E. officer: "Now kids, this is how you roll a joint. Never do this. Drugs are bad for you."
Your 8-year-old kid: "Bullshit motherfucker you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Let me show you."
(rolls a perfect fatty in about 5 seconds)
D.A.R.E. officer: "Wow son...where'd you learn that? You don't smoke marijuana, do you?"
Your kid: "Ahh hell no ya fuckin' pig...drug school...bitch!"
(lights up the J and smokes it)

by Nick D November 12, 2003

in da heezy fo' sheezy

Ghetto way to say "in the house, for sure." Used to emphasize someone's presence.

Jamal: "Oh yeah! Chingy is the greatest rapper ever!"
Jaleel: "Shut yo mouth bitch. 2pac in da heezy fo' sheezy."

Dad: "Hey kids, where's your mother?"
Daughter: "I think she's still at work, Daddy."
Dad: "Oh darn. Well I'm hungry...did you remember to put the pot roast in the oven?"
Son: "Chillz my nigga. Mama in da crib, I just peeped her whip rollin' in 'bout 10 minutes ago. She in da heezy fo' sheezy, and dat shit already be cookin' like a mofo, playa."
Dad: "Alrighty then. Hey, did you finish your science homework?"
Son: "No bitch, dis pimp don't want none of that shit. I'm a' blast gats on yo' ass! Da only science I be droppin' is da phat rhymes I spit on da mike, beeotch!"
Dad: "OK, Barnaby...just make sure you do it before your tennis match at the country club."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

papers

Short for "rolling papers", thin sheets used to roll joints, generally of marijuana.

"I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid til the first of next month.
But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt.
But I don't got no weed, no Phillies, or no papers.
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist..."
-Eminem ("As The World Turns")

by Nick D November 24, 2003

Cutty

1) Like the cut...off to the side or in the background, generally implying some type of shady activity.
2) Out of the way, far from normal civilization (NOT the same as "country")

1) "We in da cutty motherfucker, you done done too much you got it comin' motherfucker" -Snoop Dogg ("Die 4 My Niggaz")

2) Compared to the rest of America, Alaska is way the fuck out in the cutty.

by Nick D October 15, 2003

the freund

1) A hairstyle very similar to a mullet, but slightly more wavy.
2) A move in bed where you finish doing a girl from behind, flick your head back and wave your hair as if you were on a shampoo commercial, and then yell in a low voice "OH YEAH, IT'S THE FREUND!"

Girl: "Nice 'do, loser. Way to sport the freund."
You: "Haha. You know you love it, baby. Now I'll show you why they call it 'A girl's best freund.'"

After Adam finished nailing Emily from the back, he pulled the freund on her like it was his job. Mike Piazza rolled over in his grave.

by Nick D October 15, 2003

fin' to

short for fixing to

I'm fin' to give you a nice ol' whoopin', son!

by Nick D February 27, 2003