Definitions by Nick D
struggling
(10-year reunion)
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"
struggling by Nick D May 8, 2005
negative nancy
2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."
negative nancy by Nick D May 2, 2005
scat
1) A shorter way to say, "Get out of here!" Used as an exclamation.
2) A stuttering style used on the mike while rapping. Popularized by Scatman John.
2) A stuttering style used on the mike while rapping. Popularized by Scatman John.
1)
(from Jerry Maguire...well not really)
Dorothy: "I've always loved you, Jerry. You had me at hello. You...complete...me. (crying emotionally)"
Jerry: "Scat, woman! This ain't no god-damned soup kitchen! Go get your fat ass a job! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!"
2)
"Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman."
-Scatman John, "Scatman"
(from Jerry Maguire...well not really)
Dorothy: "I've always loved you, Jerry. You had me at hello. You...complete...me. (crying emotionally)"
Jerry: "Scat, woman! This ain't no god-damned soup kitchen! Go get your fat ass a job! I'm Tom Cruise, bitch!"
2)
"Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman."
-Scatman John, "Scatman"
look what the cat dragged in
look what the cat dragged in by Nick D March 10, 2005
glug
Bob set up on the second floor balcony with his keg bucket waiting for Eric to come back from class, but he accidentally mistook a dog for Eric and dumped his load too early. Meanwhile Eric snuck up to the third floor and douched Bob from above. What a glug.
douching
The practice of unexpectedly dumping a large amount of water from an elevated position (or from a moving vehicle, which is called a drive-by douching). The higher the position from which the target is douched, the better and more respectable the douching. It is traditional to play "Scatman" by Scatman John after completing this act. Video footage of a quality douching is a must.
That killer douching of Pierre from the top of the Eiffel Tower was definitely one for the history books.