Nick D's definitions

out like the vapors

Leaving a place relatively quickly.

When Louie's beer shits started acting up in the middle of math class, he realized he'd better be out like the vapors to save himself from the biggest embarrassment of his life.

"I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
The Visa, capisce? I'm out like the vapors."
-Notorious B.I.G., "Dead Wrong"

by Nick D February 10, 2004

goonie

A fairly small rock, bigger than about baseball size, but still small enough to be thrown. Originates from Central Pennsylvania dialect.

Your mom's boob job is so terrible that titty-fucking her feels like rubbing your penis between a couple of goonies.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

shoot blanks

To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks".

Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."

(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."

by Nick D July 19, 2004

upstate

Jail. The same thing as up north. Comes from New York, where thug niggaz get sent to the penitentiary upstate of the city.

After the boys upstate get to you, your shit will probably double in diameter.

by Nick D January 13, 2004

It's 5:00 somewhere

The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although neither are necessarily always true).

"It's only half past 12, but I don't care...It's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett ("It's 5:00 somewhere")

Kathy: "Stu. It's 9 AM. Get your lazy ass to work."
Stu: "Haha I'm fucking wasted bitch. I just polished off that fifth of Jack over there."
Kathy: "What the fuck are you doing getting drunk at 9 in the morning? When you get fired what how are we going to feed our poor starving little children?"
Stu: "Shut up bitch, it's 5:00 somewhere. Don't blow my buzz."

by Nick D October 13, 2003

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

That's my job, mothafucka. You talk shit and I'll fucking shoot yo' honkey ass!

Wacked-out cracka: "Dem bus drivaz really fuckin suck dick."
You: "Foo s' what I do for a livin' nigga! Fuck you cracka!"
(shoot that cracka) BANG BANG!

by Nick D February 18, 2003

curb test

A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.

Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.

by Nick D November 11, 2003