FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.
All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.
by Nick April 15, 2004
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breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.
"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"
by Nick March 29, 2004
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long island iced tea

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice
Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas
by nick May 13, 2005
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bearded clam

by nick April 11, 2003
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latin

Language from which many other languages are derived from.

No longer spoken but some schools still insist on teaching it for god-knows-what reason...
Person 1: SHIT!! I have my Latin exam tomorrow!!!

Person 2: Who gives a fuck? No-one speaks it anyway.
by Nick June 12, 2004
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green twinkie

A shrink wrapped pile of cash. Typically seen in casino cages and generally consisting of 500 or 1000 twenties, fifties, or hundreds. Common green twinkies contain $10,000 or $25,000 while more desirable twinkies can contain $50,000 or $100,000. Green twinkies are commonly seen on television and in the movies and are usually seen used to transact some kind of business or transferred between friends. ie. Drug dealers and Mafia bosses and the like.
Did you see what Shirley gave Phylis?

Looked like a big green twinkie.

I just love twinkies.
by nick April 15, 2005
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Ebaum

the creator of Ebaumsworld.com. It has some pretty funny materials, but is bombarded with advertisments, pop-ups, and spyware. Not reccomended for cruddy computers with poor/no pop-up/ad-ware blocker, actualy really no one should go to this site (Note that this is my opinion). Too much ads and pop-ups. It's even more than Newgrounds and Albinoblacksheep.
Person 1: "dude, I went to Ebaum's world to check out a video, but my computer crashed and went to hell on the blue screen of death.
Person 2: "You shoud try albinoblacksheep instead. Less hassle."
by Nick November 05, 2004
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