Nick's definitions

dundee test

A straightforward test carried out in nightclubs to ensure the chick you're chatting up is a chick and not a chick with a dick.

The test is performed simply by grabbing the subject by the groin to see whether or not you cop for a pair of bollocks. The test was famously carried out by Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee in the film of the same name, and is thus named after him.

My mate: "I really fancy that Hilary Swank"
Me: "You've got to be joking. She'd never pass the dundee test!"

by Nick April 3, 2008

ruffneck

Any of the various jobs/assignments/persons in relations to offshore oil rigs / mining operations / various assignments with the quality/quantitiy of being unsafe/difficult/physical.

He had been one of Exxon/Mobile's famous ruffnecks, employed in the Bering Sea for twelve years.

by Nick February 22, 2004

toolgina

half tool half vagina; a very annoying wussy bitch person

Maaaaaan, Camille is such a toolgina the way he acts all the time annoying people and getting used by everyone.

by Nick December 10, 2003

P.H.A.T

If you want to be insensitive or just cruel to some anorexic person, say something such as "Anorexia is P.H.A.T."

Anorexia is P.H.A.T.

by Nick December 8, 2003

traffication

n. overcrowed freeways; traffic congestion.

see also adj. trafficated

There was major traffication around the tunnel.

by Nick December 6, 2004

happy dog

when a male wearing boxers has his penis in a bad position then leans over and shakes a leg, thus having it fall down into one of the legs of the boxers.

Did you see him being a happy dog?

by Nick June 21, 2004

scrodom

a scrodom is ones nutsack where ones balls are held

yo my scrodom is itchy as hell

by nick August 12, 2004