twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.
Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted
by Nick March 26, 2005
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enterprise rent a car

a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.
i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me
by nick February 09, 2005
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stinky tard

A retard who doesnt have good personal hygiene, and smells like poop all the time.
by Nick August 21, 2003
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scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.
Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.
by nick April 25, 2005
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ibg

Used as an insultive discomforting when someone is after sympathy
Mark: My wife just left me and I don't know what to do mate (cries)
Simon: IBG
Mark: F--K OFF
by Nick March 10, 2004
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emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.
A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>
by Nick November 07, 2003
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masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
by Nick November 10, 2002
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