emboosticated

To have been very badly burnt, in the slang sense, such that there is no chance of graceful or meaningful recovery.

Especially appropriate during exchanges of insults.
A: I talked to your dad, and he sounds like a pussy, just like you!
<crowd: aw burn, slam.. etc>
B: Well, I'd tell you something about your mom, but all I hear whenever I visit her is "slurp-MMmmph-mmmph-mmmmph"
<crowd: emboosticated>
by Nick November 07, 2003
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masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
by Nick November 10, 2002
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cherry picker

1. A fruit farmer

2. Someone who picks the "cherries" of young girls i.e. frees them from their virginity
1. This year's crops were bad, so the cherry picker applied for a farming subsidy.

2. Billy-bob was the town cherry picker. No girl was safe. He thought he was entitled to a farming subsidy too.
by Nick October 17, 2003
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Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.
Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!
by Nick November 18, 2003
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yarg

a word meant to express utter dissatisfaction, some stress, and a little frazzle
"my car ran outta gas so now i have to walk all the way to 7-11, yarg"
by nick October 24, 2004
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867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"
Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.
by Nick November 30, 2004
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twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.
Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted
by Nick March 26, 2005
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