Nick's definitions
A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
by Nick February 6, 2005
Get the marine biologistmug. If something unbelieveable happens or is so unexpected and you cant believe your eyes, you can then say 'Mother of GOD!'
by Nick November 9, 2004
Get the mother of godmug. a word to describe the on going stress of parents for no particular reason, except to release their untold stress upon others, usually their children.
Nick's dad John, took a shit on his bed. Nick said W T F mate? and his dad screamed that was the first step in taking responibility.
by Nick October 31, 2004
Get the jewedakurrmug. The state of being so disillusioned with the idea of forming a successful relationship with a woman, that you can't be bothered even trying.
"Man. I've been getting really good vibes off (insert woman's name here) but I still feel really bitched out"
by nick October 5, 2005
Get the Bitched outmug. 

