Nick's definitions

numbtard

a dumb fuck that doesn't know that a faggot is a pile of sticks

That numbtard didn't know that the twigs were really called faggots.

by Nick February 8, 2003

multiple orgasm

Something every man wishes he could achieve, and tries so desperatley, but usally fails, to give to his sexual partner.

I tried to give shirley multiple orgasms last night but I fell asleep,

by Nick November 10, 2002

Corriemuchloch

(n.)
The kind of person who can make a complete mess of a simple job like walking down a corridor

by Nick March 28, 2003

sab hunting

Toffs revenge on hunt saboteurs. The worm turns!!

I thought we could do a bit of sab hunting this afternoon. Hurrah.

by nick February 23, 2004

Champ

a forceful word. used to describe people, events or feats that were otherwise indescribable by mere mortal words.

This champ was a window washer that had a long flowing mullet

by nick April 11, 2003

Excel Saga

A great anime about a crazy teenage girl. She dies.

Excel Saga is the funniest anime ever.

by Nick September 12, 2003

old english

common english language phrases and means of expression including typical terms uttered by people who fart dust.

Did that guy just call me a doll?

Yeah, but its ok, I think he meant well.

Oh look, he just farted dust.

by nick May 25, 2005