Nick's definitions

metrosocialist

Noun. A term created by a weblogger idiotvillager.com that means "a young, urbane person who advocates or practices forms of socialism in vanity". Derived from the word metrosexual.

Look at that metrosocialist over there reading Adbusters.

by Nick April 13, 2004

knuckle glitter

the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.

'give me some bog paper, i've got knuckle glitter everywhere'

by nick August 21, 2003

hoeing

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money

Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?

by nick April 8, 2005

Gringabangable

A chick that isn't hot, but you'd fuck.

What do you think of that chick?

Eh, gringabangable.

by Nick January 6, 2005

hamp

one who is willingly cultrally confused.

is he wearing FUBU pants?

by Nick May 13, 2005

Banff

(adj.)
Pertaining to, or descriptive of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken, which results in happas (q.v.).

by Nick March 28, 2003

Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.

I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!

by Nick December 12, 2003