Nick's definitions

bijigity

The mental retardation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in. This often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention. Bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense orgasm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.

Whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, I think I complicated it by forgetting who she was.

You should have banged her dude!

Nah, if I gave her an O, I would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.

by nick April 7, 2005

assemblize

the act of assembling

hang on while i assemblize a playlist...

by Nick December 29, 2004

kill the devil

smoking a cigarette til the end, without flicking off the ash.

Rob never flicks the ash off the end of his cigarette, he always tries to kill the devil.

by nick July 6, 2005

Awesomer

Noun. Derivative of "Awesome", used to assert ones awesome, or the awesome of an object. No to be confused with the adjective "awesomer".

I'm awesomer.

This pie is awesomer, get your mum to bake some more.

Your armpits are anything but awesomer.

by Nick August 9, 2004

kadam

teh best MFC coder evar.

Kadam was coding, and he was like OH SNAP! Then, code appeared, and it was good.

by Nick December 28, 2003

gorp

GORP
gorp gorps gorping gorped \v -ED, -ING, -S to suck

See example below as a more polite (but just as insulting to the aware) version of suck a dick.

"Your mom's hot."
"Gorp a dork."

by Nick July 15, 2004

ginni

A italian mobster or a badass italian

Yeah that guys a gini in the mob

by nick February 22, 2005