zakk wylde

one of ozzy's main guitarists, until he finally realized that zakk wylde in an ass. yeah he is a good guitar player but he playes the role of I am gonna kick your ass cause I'm zakk wylde and I'm the greatest guitar player ever.

also one of the most egomanical bastards in heavy/metal. He even put his own name in front of his band name and the band website is zakkwylde.com

by Nick January 29, 2005

ohio

Ohio is one of the best states in America, if not the best. We don't have to worry about messed up politicians or disasters (other than floods and a few tornadoes). There is a great balance of city attractions and countryside. People are generally nice and very opinionated. Lot of ethnic background in Ohio, one of the largest states in America. Great place to grow up if you live suburban Columbus; you get a mix of safety but all the good OSU parties. An yeah, definitely better than crappy-ass michigan.

Ohio is so much better than Michigan, pwned.

by Nick June 27, 2004

croggy

To recieve a ride on the handlebars of someone's bicycle, whilst they are pedaling.

Giz a croggy! (I would appreciate it if I may ride on the handlebars of your bicylce whilst you pedal)

by Nick May 21, 2004

ball breaker

a fat chick who roles onto your left nut while you're sleeping

That fucking bitch is a real ball breaker - all 500 pounds of her.

by Nick October 18, 2003

Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.

Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!

by Nick November 18, 2003

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.

Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.

by nick April 29, 2004

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 22, 2005