water sprinkler

The patriarch of all the lame, white male teenager dance moves that are commonly seen today in clubs and parties. Rumored to have been invented by some Irish guy named Cormac in the mid 1980's at a frat house in Boston, Massachusetts. To perform the move successfully, bend one arm at the elbow and place your hand/fist on the very back of your head. Hold the opposite arm straight out to the side. Leaning back slightly, bring the elbow of your bent arm rapidly to and from the tip of your nose, while simultaneous moving the outstretched towards the front of your body in equal increments the coincide with the flapping of the opposite arm. Do this until the outstretched arm cannot go across your body any further, then return to the original position and repeat as many times as needed to totally turn off a member of the oposite sex. If performed correctly, however, can look remarkably similar to a real like water sprinkler.

"Ian, thinking that just shuffling his feet was going to make him look like an idiot on the dance floor, pulled out all the stops and gambled with a water sprinkler to make the ladies notice him. Consequently, two minutes later, Rasheed is bumping and grinding with a bevy of white girls to pick and choose from, while Ian is outside hailing a cab, cursing the day he was born."

by Nick February 05, 2004

tapout

What one does when they roll with Nick.

Wes, what happened when you rolled with Nick?

I had to tapout because he is the man.

by Nick November 17, 2003

traffication

n. overcrowed freeways; traffic congestion.

see also adj. trafficated

There was major traffication around the tunnel.

by Nick December 06, 2004

gonculator

mystical device in automobiles which processes goncules for the gonculatory process; an inherently important component of the internal combustion engine. The gonculator is a fairly inexpensive part and is labor intensive and costly to install.

Don't worry mam, we can replace that failed gonculator for you. It may take a couple of days and cost about 476 dollars but we will have it running in no time.

by nick April 09, 2005

nasty

Foul tasting student drink made of lager, cider and blackcurrant. See also, diesel

Brett drank 4 pints of Nasty through his nose but had to stop as his nose started bleeding.

by Nick May 21, 2004

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 10, 2005

hottilicious

the ultimate compliment for the female gender.

hillary is a skanky bitch who needs to grow up. she's definitely not hottilicious material. sorrry... BITCH!

by nick December 22, 2004