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rata

twat (portuguese). Same as cona, crica, paxaxa, pito, pipi (euphemism), pastel de pelo (brazilian portuguese), etc.

It is an extremely rude word that should never be used in front of a lady, unless said lady is a classless whore, or you really, really want to.

It cannot be used as an insult, but it can be used to make someone feel insulted.
Cheiras mal, pá, vai lavar a rata! - You fucking stink, bitch, go wash your cunt already!

Com aquelas calças justas, vê-se-lhe a rata toda! He He He! - Those super tight pants give her a camel-toe. Heh heh heh!
by New Marquis de Carabas October 10, 2005
mugGet the ratamug.

cornos

(Portuguese) When a woman cuckolds her husband or partner, she is said to "pôr-lhe os cornos", which, literally translated, means "she planted two bull horns on top of her man's head".

The cuckolded husband is referred to as "corno". After filha da puta and paneleiro, "corno" is the most insulting thing you can call a Portuguese man.

"Palitos" and "Chifres" are humorous synonyms for cornos.
A tua gaja anda a pôr-te os cornos! / Your woman has been sleeping around!

Aquele já não pode com os cornos. / That guy has been cheated on so many times, he can barely hold his horns up.
by New Marquis de Carabas September 20, 2005
mugGet the cornosmug.

babetastic

adj. frankenword combining babe with fantastic.

Used to describe a person of extreme attractiveness.

(hyphenated version - babe-tastic)
Rumour has it that the Doctor's new companion will be the truly babetastic Freema Agyeman.

Emilie de Ravin and Mila Kunis are totally babetastic.
by New Marquis de Carabas February 14, 2007
mugGet the babetasticmug.

Busharraf

Mythical creature and wannabe dictator.

Its full name is Pervez W. Busharraf. According to The Huffington Post's Ali Eteraz, "this is what Pakistanis call their "enlightened moderate" (or is it, moderately enlightened) dictator."

Apparently Musharraf is now as popular and respected in Pakistan as Chimpy McFlightsuit is in the US. Yikes!
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Busharraf

'President' Busharraf declared a state of emergency and martial law in Pakistan. (November 3rd, 2007)
by New Marquis de Carabas December 4, 2007
mugGet the Busharrafmug.

chimpeachment

Frankenword combining "chimp" (in reference to George W Bush, aka Chimpy McFlightsuit) and "impeachment".

If a chimpeachment were to occur, GWB would be charged "with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal", and possibly thrown out of office.
"50% of Americans Support Chimpeachment"

Nothing changes unless we remove the chimp. Chimpeachment is the only answer to saving this nation from the thugs of the KKKarl Rove administration.

(examples taken from the web)
by New Marquis de Carabas November 28, 2007
mugGet the chimpeachmentmug.

stfua

You must be a stupid ass-hole, STFUA
by New Marquis de Carabas November 20, 2007
mugGet the stfuamug.

foda

The act of fucking (i.e. foder) (Portuguese slang)

It is never used as an insult (you cannot call someone a "foda"); however, it generally considered to be a very rude word.

In Brazil, "foda" has a much broader range of meanings, and does not carry such a negative connotation. Please refer to a brazilian definition of this word for more details on its usage.
Um filme de foda - a fuck film

Mandei-lhe uma ganda foda!, disse o Tiago - I fucked her brains out, said Tiago.

Estás com falta de foda. - What you need is to get laid.
by New Marquis de Carabas September 26, 2005
mugGet the fodamug.

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