New English's definitions

Southwest Montana

The region in Montana that starts in Columbus and stretches west to Butte. It goes north into Townsend and south near the Idaho and Wyoming borders and Yellowstone National Park. The people here are like a hybrid between Eastern and Western Montana, and Butte is included even though it is west of the divde. Bozeman is located here, but due to its uniqueness is in a class by itself as is Helena, which is a mixture of the three regions.

Southwest Montana is often not thought of as a region, but due to it being a mix of Western and Eastern Montana, it deserves its own classification.

by New English December 20, 2008

Thanksgiving Eve

This is the night before Thanksgiving and one of the biggest party nights of the year since this is the start of Thanksgiving weekend and most people are home for the holidays at this time.

The bars were packed on Thanksgiving Eve and I saw a bunch of my old friends from high school.

by New English March 29, 2010

Door Stop Kitty

This is when a cat lays down on its stomach and tucks all four legs under its body. Sometimes they will doze off in this position.

It is very funny when tigers do door stop kitty.

by New English April 11, 2009

Post Poop Piss

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.

I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.

by New English May 6, 2009

McChild

also called McKid, name given to the current crop of children born from about 1990 to the present, of which a large percentage are overweight or obese due to eating fast food (hence the name) and other junk food and not getting much exercise, especially due to excessive video game playing

Parks are often empty on the weekends due to McChildren staying at home and playing video games.
A typical McChild's parents will make up an excuse to keep their child out of PE classes.

by New English December 9, 2008

Post-Summer Movie

These are the movies that are released from the middle of August to about the middle of September. They may have some elements of a summer blockbuster like science fiction and action, but they usually do not have a major draw since kids are starting to go back to school. Many times these are horror movies.

Freddy versus Jason was a post-summer movie that was fun to watch.

by New English August 10, 2010

Saving Christmas

The theme for every annoying holiday movie that comes out on Christmas. This is annoying because Christmas has become so commercial that there is no way it is in danger of being lost.

Tonight, the story of the sewer rat who saved Christmas.

This ant is saving Christmas.

by New English December 14, 2009