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Yank Yank Gesture

This is when you do the jacking off gesture when something is boring, stupid, or pointless. It is a little less severe than the yank yank toss.
She was boring me to death on the phone so I did the yank yank gesture to pass the time.
by New English March 4, 2011
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Post Poop Fart

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.
He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.
by New English May 6, 2009
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Development Dead Zone

These are areas in a town that is experiencing growth in one area while another has no growth and may be decaying, sometimes to the point of urban blight.
The street on the west side of town is getting all sorts of big box stores. On the east side of town it is a development dead zone with just a gas station, an old motel, and a run-down restaurant.
by New English July 17, 2010
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lizard

A slang for a semi truck due to the movement it makes, particularly during a wind storm.
Interstate 80 can be slow going in the winter due to the large number of lizards.
by New English December 28, 2008
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Wal-Marting

I need to go Wal-Marting and get some things.
by New English December 20, 2008
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Summer Resolution

A summer resolution is like a New Year's resolution but is made at the beginning of the summer. These usually involve leisure activities such as golfing, boating, camping, or fishing, but may also include tasks around the house such as landscaping, roofing, or gardening. Unlike New Year's resolutions, these often do not succeed due to a simple lack of enough time. People often realize they have not succeeded around the 4th of July.
My summer resolutions were to golf and fish more. It is now the 4th of July and I have not done either one yet!
by New English April 5, 2010
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Stupid 8

This is the alternative name for the hotel chain Super 8.
I decided to stay at the Stupid 8 because it was cheap and close to the interstate.
by New English January 9, 2012
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