analtosis

Ned: So doctor is it really baaad?
Dr.Hibbert: Would you call analtosis bad? Ah-heh-heh-heh!
Ned: Darn it doctor! Your little chuckles are quite inappropriate!
Dr.Hibbert: Um sorry about that. Please speak in that direction.
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
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laxative

A shower of diarrehea coming from someones mouth (example 1).

Laxative(s) plural:

When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Example 1:

Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.

Example2:

The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.

FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
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Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.
If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006
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jiggly booglies

beautiful and solid testicles, ballz, nuts, ping pongs, golf balls. You get the idea.
Girl (in awe): Oh my.What are those huge thingys?
Boy (cuppin 'em): These? These be my jiggly booglies.
Girl (gigglin): Jiggly boo-?
Boy: Thats right, jiggly booglies. Here kiss 'em.
by NeverMindWho April 20, 2006
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study

Sitting in your room and writing nonsense on the Wall of urbandictionary.com or/and adding new definition entries in mad succession in the hope that at least one gets published and "oh wouldn't it be sweet victory if one made it to the front page".
Go and study, you turkey!
(followd by a palm backhander on the kids head).
The future of your country's economy depends on you!
by NeverMindWho April 13, 2006
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Bonnie Situation

When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.
Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.

Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)
by NeverMindWho March 01, 2006
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BenGay

The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.
Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.

Product Description

Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain
Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain
Non-greasy, non-staining formula.

Available formulas:
Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.
Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.
Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.
Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!
Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.
by NeverMindWho February 17, 2006
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